{"id":8089,"date":"2025-09-01T14:54:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-01T12:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/?p=8089"},"modified":"2025-09-05T08:47:17","modified_gmt":"2025-09-05T06:47:17","slug":"shutki-o-vovochke-na-anglijskom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/shutki-o-vovochke-na-anglijskom\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043e \u0412\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u041a\u0430\u043a \u043f\u043e\u0448\u0443\u0442\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0430 \u0443\u0440\u043e\u043a\u0435 \u043f\u043e \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0443? \u0420\u0430\u0437\u0440\u044f\u0434\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043e\u0431\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043a\u0443 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0447\u0435 \u0441 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0437\u044c\u044f\u043c\u0438 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id=\"attachment_7191\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7191\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7191 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/smieszne-dowcipy-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7191\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u0421\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435:<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/smeshnykh-shutok-na-angliyskom-yazyke\/\">11 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0448\u0443\u0442\u043e\u043a \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043e \u0412\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u2014 \u041f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u0442\u044b \u043e\u043f\u043e\u0437\u0434\u0430\u043b, \u0412\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430?<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher: \u201cWhy are you late, Johnny?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c: \u201e\u041f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u0442\u044b \u043e\u043f\u043e\u0437\u0434\u0430\u043b, \u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438?&#187;)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cBecause of a sign down the road.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u0418\u0437-\u0437\u0430 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u043a\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0435\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher: \u201cWhat does a sign have to do with you being late?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c: \u201e\u0427\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0431\u0449\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0443 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u043a\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0435 \u0438 \u0442\u0435\u043c \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0442\u044b \u043e\u043f\u043e\u0437\u0434\u0430\u043b?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cThe sign said, \u2018School Ahead, Go Slow!&#8217;\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u041d\u0430 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u043a\u0435 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u043e \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u043d\u043e \u201e\u041e\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0436\u043d\u043e, \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0430 \u0441\u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434\u0438, \u0441\u043d\u0438\u0437\u044c \u0441\u043a\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u044c\u201d)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_396\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-396\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-396 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/angielskie-nastolatki-speakingo.jpg\" alt=\"angielskie nastolatki\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/angielskie-nastolatki-speakingo.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/angielskie-nastolatki-speakingo-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-396\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliyskie-podrostki-chuzhe-vsech-v-evrope-znayut-inostrannie-yaziki\/\"><em> \u0410\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0434\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u0445\u0443\u0436\u0435 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u0445 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u044e\u0442 \u0438\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0438 \u0432 \u0415\u0432\u0440\u043e\u043f\u0435.<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u2014 \u0443\u0440\u043e\u043a \u0433\u0435\u043e\u0440\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0444\u0438\u0438<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c \u0433\u0435\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0444\u0438\u0438 \u0440\u0430\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u043e \u0447\u0442\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0438 \u043a\u0430\u0440\u0442.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u041f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435 \u043e\u0431\u044a\u044f\u0441\u043d\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043e \u0448\u0438\u0440\u043e\u0442\u0430\u0445 \u0438 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u0433\u043e\u0442\u0430\u0445???? \u0433\u0435\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0444\u0438\u0447\u043d\u044b\u0445, \u0433\u0440\u0430\u0434\u0443\u0441\u0430\u0445 \u0438 \u043c\u0438\u043d\u0443\u0442\u0430\u0445, \u0443\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c \u0441\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0448\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442:)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cSuppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude\u2026?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u041f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043f\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0436\u0438\u043c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0448\u0443 \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u043c\u044b \u0432\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0442\u0438\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0431\u0435\u0434 \u043d\u0430 23 \u0433\u0440\u0430\u0434\u0443\u0441\u0430\u0445 \u0438 \u0447\u0435\u0442\u044b\u0440\u0435\u0445 \u043c\u0438\u043d\u0443\u0442\u0430\u0445 \u0441\u0435\u0432\u0435\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0448\u0438\u0440\u043e\u0442\u044b \u0438 15 \u043c\u0438\u043d\u0443\u0442\u0430\u0445 \u0432\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0447\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u0433\u043e\u0442\u044b \u2026? &#8212; \u0443\u0442 \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u043c \u0432\u043e \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e\u044f\u0449\u0435\u043c, \u043f\u043e\u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443<a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliskie-uslownye-predlozenia-aka-conditionals\/\"> \u0432\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0439 \u0432\u0438\u0434 \u0443\u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043b\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0439<\/a>)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, \u201cI guess you\u2019d be eating alone.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u041f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0442\u044f\u043d\u0443\u0432\u0448\u0435\u0433\u043e\u0441\u044f \u043c\u043e\u043b\u0447\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f, \u043a\u0442\u043e-\u0442\u043e \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0438\u0437\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0438\u0442 \u201e\u041e\u0439, \u043a\u0430\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f, \u0412\u044b \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0435\u0433\u043e \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0432 \u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435\u201d)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7063\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/dowcipy-po-angielsku-o-szkole.jpg\" alt=\"dowcipy po angielsku o szkole\" width=\"640\" height=\"408\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u2014 \u0443\u0440\u043e\u043a \u0444\u0438\u0437\u0438\u043a\u0438<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Physics Teacher: \u201cIsaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn\u2019t that wonderful?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c \u0444\u0438\u0437\u0438\u043a\u0438: \u201e\u0418\u0441\u0430\u0430\u043a \u041d\u044c\u044e\u0442\u043e\u043d \u0441\u0438\u0434\u0435\u043b \u043f\u043e\u0434 \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u043c, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0435\u043c\u0443 \u043d\u0430 \u0433\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0443 \u0443\u043f\u0430\u043b\u043e \u044f\u0431\u043b\u043e\u043a\u043e \u0438 \u043e\u043d \u043e\u0442\u043a\u0440\u044b\u043b \u0437\u0430\u043a\u043e\u043d \u0433\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0438. \u042d\u0442\u043e \u0432\u0435\u043b\u0438\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435\u043f\u043d\u043e, \u043d\u0435 \u0442\u0430\u043a \u043b\u0438?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cYes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn\u2019t have discovered anything.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201c\u0414\u0430, \u0435\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0431\u044b \u043e\u043d \u0441\u0438\u0434\u0435\u043b \u0432 \u043a\u043b\u0430\u0441\u0441\u0435 \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043c\u044b \u0438 \u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0432 \u043a\u043d\u0438\u0436\u043a\u0438 \u0441\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0435\u043b \u0431\u044b, \u0442\u043e \u043e\u043d \u0442\u0430\u043a \u043d\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0431\u044b \u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043e\u0442\u043a\u0440\u044b\u043b.\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>\u041e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0438 \u0432\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0442\u043e, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0438\u0432\u043e \u0441\u043a\u043e\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0443\u0438\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043d \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442 \u0443\u0447\u0435\u043d\u0438\u043a\u0430. \u0422\u0430\u043a \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0440\u0435\u0447\u044c \u0438\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u043e <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliyskiye-proshedshiye-vremena-past-simple-past-continuous\/\">\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0448\u043b\u043e\u043c \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0438<\/a> \u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u043e <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/nastoyashchee-vremya-present-simple-present-continuous-sravnenie\/\"> \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e\u044f\u0449\u0435\u043c<\/a>, \u043e\u043d \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u0438\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0437\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043b \u0442\u0440\u0435\u0442\u0438\u0439 \u0432\u0438\u0434 <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliskie-uslownye-predlozenia-aka-conditionals\/\">\u0443\u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043b\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0439<\/a>! Tak wi\u0119c to patrzenie w ksi\u0105\u017cki chyba a\u017c\u00a0 tak bardzo na z\u0142e mu tak nie wysz\u0142o! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_179\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-179\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-179 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tryby-warunkowe-conditionals.jpg\" alt=\"angielskie tryby warunkowe conditionals\" width=\"640\" height=\"483\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tryby-warunkowe-conditionals.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tryby-warunkowe-conditionals-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-179\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliskie-uslownye-predlozenia-aka-conditionals\/\"><em>\u0412\u0438\u0434\u044b \u0443\u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043b\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 <\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0410\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0435 \u0448\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u2013 \u041c\u043e\u0448\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0438\u043a \u0438 \u0434\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430 \u0434\u0438\u0440\u0435\u043a\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0430<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cIsn\u2019t the principal a dummy!\u201d \u2013 a boy told a girl.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>((\u201e\u041d\u0443 \u043d\u0435 \u0434\u0443\u0440\u0430\u043a \u043b\u0438 \u0434\u0438\u0440\u0435\u043a\u0442\u043e\u0440!\u201d \u2014 \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u043c\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0447\u0438\u043a \u0434\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0435)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cWell, do you know who I am?\u201d \u2013 asked the girl.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u201e\u0425\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0448\u043e, \u0430 \u0442\u044b \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u0448\u044c \u043a\u0442\u043e \u044f?\u201d \u2014 \u0441\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0438\u043b\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cNo.\u201d \u2013 replied the boy.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u201e\u041d\u0435\u0442\u201d \u2013 \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0438\u043b \u043c\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0447\u0438\u043a)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cI\u2019m the principal\u2019s daughter.\u201d \u2013 said the girl.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u201e\u042f \u0434\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430 \u0434\u0438\u0440\u0435\u043a\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0430 \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u044b\u201d \u2014 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cAnd do you know who I am?\u201d \u2013 asked the boy.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u201e\u0410 \u0442\u044b \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u0448\u044c \u043a\u0442\u043e \u044f?\u201d \u2014 \u0441\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0438\u043b \u043c\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0447\u0438\u043a)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cNo.\u201d \u2013 she replied.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u201e\u041d\u0435\u0442\u201d \u2013 \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0438\u043b\u0430)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cThank goodness!\u201d \u2013 said the boy with a sign of relief.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u201e\u0421\u043b\u0430\u0432\u0430 \u0411\u043e\u0433\u0443!\u201d \u2013 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b \u043c\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0447\u0438\u043a \u0441 \u043e\u0431\u043b\u0435\u0433\u0447\u0435\u043d\u043d\u044b\u043c \u0432\u0438\u0434\u043e\u043c)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1351\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1351\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1351 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/address-1822449_640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/address-1822449_640.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/address-1822449_640-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1351\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em> \u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/speak-talk-say-tell-na-anglijskom\/\">\u041a\u0430\u043a\u0430\u044f \u0440\u0430\u0437\u043d\u0438\u0446\u0430 \u043c\u0435\u0436\u0434\u0443 speak, talk, say\u00a0\u0438 tell?<\/a><br \/><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u043e \u0412\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0435 \u2014 \u0417\u0435\u043c\u043b\u044f \u043f\u043b\u043e\u0441\u043a\u0430\u044f!<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher asked Johnny: \u201cHow can you prove the earth is round?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c \u0441\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0448\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u041a\u0430\u043a \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0448\u044c \u0434\u043e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0442\u044c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0417\u0435\u043c\u043b\u044f \u2014 \u043a\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043b\u0430\u044f?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny replied: \u201cI can\u2019t. Besides, I never said it was!\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438 \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442: \u201e\u041d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0443. \u0410 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u0438\u043c\u043e \u044d\u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e, \u044f \u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u043b, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043e\u043d\u0430 \u043a\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043b\u0430\u044f!\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>\u0422\u0443\u0442 \u043e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0438 \u0432\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0438\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0437\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/kosvennaya-rech-v-angliyskom-yazyke\/\">\u043a\u043e\u0441\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0440\u0435\u0447\u0438 (<em>reported speech<\/em>)<\/a> \u0432 \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438 <em>(I never said it <strong>was<\/strong>)<\/em>. \u0412 \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u0438\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0437\u0443\u0435\u043c \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e\u044f\u0449\u0435\u0435 \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u044f (&#171;\u043e\u043d\u0430 <strong>(\u0417\u0435\u043c\u043b\u044f)<\/strong> \u043f\u043b\u043e\u0441\u043a\u0430\u044f&#187;), \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u0436\u0435 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u0438\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0437\u0443\u0435\u043c \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043d\u0446\u0438\u043f \u201e\u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0434\u043d\u043e \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u044f \u043d\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0434\u201d.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_571\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-571\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-571 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/mowa-zalezna-w-jezyku-angielskim.jpg\" alt=\"mowa zale\u017cna w j\u0119zyku angielskim\" width=\"640\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/mowa-zalezna-w-jezyku-angielskim.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/mowa-zalezna-w-jezyku-angielskim-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-571\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em> \u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <\/em><em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/kosvennaya-rech-v-angliyskom-yazyke\/\">\u0421\u043f\u043b\u0435\u0442\u043d\u0438 \u0438 \u043a\u043e\u0441\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0440\u0435\u0447\u044c \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435.<\/a><br \/><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u2014 \u0417\u0430\u0434\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043f\u043e \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0435 \u21161<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher: \u201cHere is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c: \u201e\u0417\u0430\u0434\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043f\u043e \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0435. \u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0431\u044b \u0442\u0432\u043e\u0439 \u043f\u0430\u043f\u0430 \u0437\u0430\u0440\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0430\u043b 300 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u043b\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0432 \u0437\u0430 \u043d\u0435\u0434\u0435\u043b\u044e \u0438 \u0434\u0430\u043b \u0431\u044b \u0442\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0439 \u043c\u0430\u043c\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0438\u043d\u0443, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0443 \u043d\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Student: \u201cA heart attack.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0435\u043d\u0438\u043a: \u201e\u0421\u0435\u0440\u0434\u0435\u0447\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0443\u043f\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>\u0422\u0443\u0442 \u043d\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u0441\u0432\u0435\u043c \u0443\u0434\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0438\u0432\u043e \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0438, \u0442\u0430\u043a \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043c\u044b \u0432 \u043e\u0431\u043e\u0438\u0445 \u0441\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u044f\u0445 \u0438\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0437\u0443\u0435\u043c \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043e <em>have<\/em> (\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0442\u044c):<em> have money<\/em> (\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0442\u044c \u0434\u0435\u043d\u044c\u0433\u0438) \u0438 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435 <em>have a heart attack<\/em> (\u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0441\u0435\u0440\u0434\u0435\u0447\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0443\u043f). \u0417\u0430\u0442\u043e \u0432 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c \u0438 \u0432 \u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u0443\u044e\u0449\u0435\u043c \u0430\u043d\u0435\u043a\u0434\u043e\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043c \u043f\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u043d\u0430\u0434 \u0432\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u043c <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliskie-uslownye-predlozenia-aka-conditionals\/\">\u0432\u0438\u0434 \u0443\u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043b\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0439<\/a>, \u0442\u043e \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0443\u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0438\u044f\u0445 \u0432 \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e\u044f\u0449\u0435\u043c \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0438.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6820\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6820\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6820 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/angielski-pacjent-slownictwo-medyczne-po-angielsku-handwriting.jpg\" alt=\"dowcipy kwa\u0142y \u017caty po angielsku medyczne Jasiu\" width=\"640\" height=\"430\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6820\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em> \u041c\u043e\u0439 \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0440\u043a \u043c\u043e\u0436\u043d\u043e \u0440\u0430\u0437\u043e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0442\u044c. \u041f\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0435\u043d\u0442\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0432\u0435\u0440\u044f\u0442, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e\u043c \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0435 \u0432\u0440\u0430\u0447\u2026 <\/em>\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliyskiy-paciyent-izuchaniye-medicynskaya-leksika-na-angliyskom\/\"><em>\u041c\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0446\u0438\u043d\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0435 \u0442\u0435\u0440\u043c\u0438\u043d\u044b \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u0438\u0437 \u0444\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043c\u0430 \u0410\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u041f\u0430\u0446\u0438<\/em><em>\u0435<\/em><em>\u043d\u0442<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u2014 \u0417\u0430\u0434\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043f\u043e \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0435 \u21162<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher: \u201cIf you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c: \u201e\u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0431\u044b \u0443 \u0442\u0435\u0431\u044f \u0431\u044b\u043b \u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d \u0434\u043e\u043b\u043b\u0430\u0440 \u0438 \u0442\u044b \u043f\u043e\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0438\u043b \u0431\u044b \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0433\u043e \u043e\u0442\u0446\u0430 \u0434\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0442\u0435\u0431\u0435 \u0435\u0449\u0435 \u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d, \u0441\u043a\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0434\u043e\u043b\u043b\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0432 \u0443 \u0442\u0435\u0431\u044f \u0431\u044b \u0431\u044b\u043b\u043e?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cOne dollar.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u041e\u0434\u0438\u043d \u0434\u043e\u043b\u043b\u0430\u0440.\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher: \u201cYou don\u2019t know your arithmetic.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c: \u201e\u0422\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u0448\u044c \u0430\u0440\u0438\u0444\u043c\u0435\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0438\u201d.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cYou don\u2019t know my father.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u0412\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0435\u0433\u043e \u043f\u0430\u043f\u0443\u201d.)<\/p>\n<p>\u041e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0438 \u0432\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0445\u043e\u0442\u044f \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u201e\u0442\u044b\u201d <em>(you), <\/em> \u044d\u0442\u043e \u044f\u0432\u043b\u044f\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0441\u043e\u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0441\u0432\u0438\u0435\u043c \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u201e\u0412\u044b\u201d, \u0432 \u0434\u0430\u043d\u043d\u043e\u043c \u043a\u043e\u043d\u0442\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0442\u0435. \u0410 \u043e \u043b\u0438\u0447\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0438\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f\u0445 (\u043e\u043d, \u043e\u043d\u0430, \u043e\u043d\u043e, \u043e\u043d\u0438) \u0447\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u0432 \u0442\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0438\u0436\u0435.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_343\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-343\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-343 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/zaimki-osobowe-he-or-she.jpg\" alt=\"angielski zaimki osobowe\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/zaimki-osobowe-he-or-she.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/zaimki-osobowe-he-or-she-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-343\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%be%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc\/\">\u041e\u043d \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043e\u043d\u0430, \u0440\u0435\u0447\u044c \u043e \u043b\u0438\u0447\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0438\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f\u0445 \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435.<\/a> <\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u2014 \u0417\u0430\u0434\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043f\u043e \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0435 \u21163<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher: \u201cJohn, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c: \u201e\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d, \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u0442\u044b \u0437\u0430\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u0435\u0448\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0443\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>John: \u201cYou told me to do it without using tables.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d: \u201e\u0412\u044b \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0443\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435\u043c \u0431\u0435\u0437 \u0442\u0430\u0431\u043b\u0438\u0446\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>\u0422\u0443\u0442 \u043e\u043f\u044f\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0435\u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0434\u0438\u043c\u0430\u044f \u0438\u0433\u0440\u0430 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432: <em>table<\/em> \u044d\u0442\u043e \u201e\u0441\u0442\u043e\u043b\u201d, \u043d\u043e \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435 \u201e\u0442\u0430\u0431\u043b\u0438\u0446\u0430\u201d. \u041e\u0442\u0441\u044e\u0434\u0430 \u0438 <em>maths tables<\/em>, \u0438\u043b\u0438 <em>multiplication tables<\/em> \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0430 \u201e\u0442\u0430\u0431\u043b\u0438\u0446\u0430 \u0443\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f\u201d. \u0425\u0430, \u0445\u0430, \u0445\u0430<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6598\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6598\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6598 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/przeklady-polsko-angielskie-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6598\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em> \u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <\/em><em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/karatelniye-perevodi-s-angliyskogo-yazyka-na-russkiy\/\">\u041f\u043e\u0441\u0442\u044b\u0434\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0434\u044b \u043d\u0430 \u043a\u0443\u0440\u0441\u0435 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0430 \u043e\u043d\u043b\u0430\u0439\u043d Speakingo?<\/a><br \/><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043e \u0412\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u2014 \u0441\u043e\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0442\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u201c\u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430\u043a\u0430\u201d<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher: \u201cThis essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother\u2019s.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c: \u201c\u042d\u0442\u043e \u0441\u043e\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043e \u0442\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0439 \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430\u043a\u0435 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043e \u0432 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043e \u0442\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0435 \u0436\u0435, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0438 \u0441\u043e\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0442\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0431\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0430.\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: &#171;Yes, sir, it is the same dog.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u0414\u0430, \u0441\u044d\u0440, \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0430 \u0436\u0435 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u0430\u044f \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430\u043a\u0430.)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6371\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6371\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6371 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/buldog-angielski-komendy-dla-psa.jpg\" alt=\"buldog angielski komendy dla psa\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6371\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/buldog-angliyskit-komandi-dla-sobaki\/\">\u041f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u0431\u0443\u043b\u044c\u0434\u043e\u0433 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u043a\u0430\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u0441 \u043d\u0438\u043c \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0433\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0440\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c?<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043e \u0412\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0435 \u2014 \u041f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0432 \u0442\u0435\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0442\u0435<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cDad, can you write in the dark?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u041f\u0430\u043f\u0430, \u0430 \u0442\u044b \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0448\u044c \u043f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0432 \u0442\u0435\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0442\u0435?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Dad: \u201cI think so. What do you want me to write?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u041f\u0430\u043f\u0430: \u201e\u042f \u0434\u0443\u043c\u0430\u044e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0430. \u0427\u0442\u043e \u0442\u044b \u0445\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0448\u044c \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u044f \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u043b?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cYour name on my report card.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u0421\u0432\u043e\u0435 \u0438\u043c\u044f \u0443 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f \u0432 \u0434\u043d\u0435\u0432\u043d\u0438\u043a\u0435\u201d)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6977\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/mccallister-kevin-sam-w-domu-home-alone-angielski-shave.gif\" alt=\"kevin mccallister, kevin sam w domu, home alone\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u2014 \u041e\u0442\u0441\u0443\u0442\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0438\u0435<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Mother: \u201cWhy did you get such a low mark on that test?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u041c\u0430\u043c\u0430: \u201e\u041f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u0443 \u0442\u0435\u0431\u044f \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0430\u044f \u043d\u0438\u0437\u043a\u0430\u044f \u043e\u0446\u0435\u043d\u043a\u0430 \u043f\u043e \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0442\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0443?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cBecause of absence.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u0418\u0437-\u0437\u0430 \u043e\u0442\u0441\u0443\u0442\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0438\u044f\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Mother: \u201cYou mean you were absent on the day of the test?\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041c\u0430\u043c\u0430: \u201e\u0422\u044b \u0438\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0448\u044c \u0432\u0432\u0438\u0434\u0443 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0442\u044b \u043e\u0442\u0441\u0443\u0442\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043b \u0432 \u0434\u0435\u043d\u044c \u0442\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0430?\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cNo, but the kid who sits next to me was.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u041d\u0435\u0442, \u043d\u043e \u0440\u0435\u0431\u0435\u043d\u043e\u043a \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0439 \u0441\u0438\u0434\u0438\u0442 \u0440\u044f\u0434\u043e\u043c \u0441\u043e \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u043d\u0435 \u0431\u044b\u043b \u0432 \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435.\u201d)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_614\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-614\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-614 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dzien-w-angielskiej-szkole-podstawowej.jpg\" alt=\"dzie\u0144 w angielskiej szkole podstawowej\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dzien-w-angielskiej-szkole-podstawowej.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dzien-w-angielskiej-szkole-podstawowej-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-614\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em> \u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/den-v-angliyskoy-nachalnoy-shkole\/\"><em> \u041a\u0430\u043a \u0432\u044b\u0433\u043b\u044f\u0434\u0438\u0442 \u0434\u0435\u043d\u044c \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0439 \u043c\u043b\u0430\u0434\u0448\u0435\u0439 \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435? <\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u2014 \u041c\u0438\u043b\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0430\u043b\u0441<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Teacher: \u201cJohnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn\u2019t have ten years ago.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0423\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c: \u201e\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438, \u043d\u0430\u0437\u043e\u0432\u0438 \u043e\u0434\u043d\u0443 \u0432\u0435\u0449\u044c, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0443\u044e \u0438\u043c\u0435\u0435\u043c \u0441\u0435\u0439\u0447\u0430\u0441 \u0438 \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0439 \u043d\u0435 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0441\u044f\u0442\u044c \u043b\u0435\u0442 \u043d\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0434.\u201d).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Johnny: \u201cMe.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0436\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438: \u201e\u041c\u0435\u043d\u044f\u201d)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5473\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5473\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5473 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/komunikacyjny-angielski.jpg\" alt=\"poziom komunikatywny angielski\" width=\"640\" height=\"355\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5473\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u0427\u0442\u043e? \u0412\u044b \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0431\u0449\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435, \u0447\u0435\u043c &#171;\u042f \u0445\u043e\u0447\u0443 \u043f\u0435\u0447\u0435\u043d\u044c\u0435&#187;?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/uroven-razgovornogo-anglijskogo\/\">\u0420\u0430\u0437\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043a\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0439?<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>\u0428\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u2014 \u041d\u0430\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043d\u0435\u0432\u0438\u043d\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e?<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A little girl came home from school and said to her mother:<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u041c\u0430\u043b\u0435\u043d\u044c\u043a\u0430\u044f \u0434\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0448\u043b\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0439 \u0441\u043e \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u044b \u0438 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0430 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0439 \u043c\u0430\u043c\u0435)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u201cMommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn\u2019t do.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u201e\u041c\u0430\u043c\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430, \u0441\u0435\u0433\u043e\u0434\u043d\u044f \u0432 \u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f \u043d\u0430\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u0437\u0430 \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u044f \u043d\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u043b\u0430\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The mother exclaimed, \u201cBut that\u2019s terrible! I\u2019m going to have a talk with your teacher about this \u2026 by the way, what was it that you didn\u2019t do?<\/em>\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u041c\u0430\u043c\u0430 \u0432\u0441\u043a\u0440\u0438\u043a\u043d\u0443\u043b\u0430: \u201e\u0423\u0436\u0430\u0441! \u042f \u043e\u0431 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c \u043f\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u044e \u0441 \u0443\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0438\u0446\u0435\u0439 \u043e\u0431 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c\u2026 \u0430 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0442\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0441\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u043b\u0430?\u201d\u201d)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The little girl replied, \u201cMy homework.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0414\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430 \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0438\u043b\u0430: \u201e\u0414\u043e\u043c\u0430\u0448\u043d\u0435\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0434\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435.\u201d)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_778\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-778\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-778 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/czasowniki-ciagle.jpg\" alt=\"angielskie czasowniki ciagle\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/czasowniki-ciagle.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/czasowniki-ciagle-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-778\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/dlitelnaya-forma-glagola-ing\/\">\u041d\u0435\u043f\u0440\u0435\u0440\u044b\u0432\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0444\u043e\u0440\u043c\u0430 \u0433\u043b\u0430\u0433\u043e\u043b\u0430 \u0432 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 <\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0410 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