{"id":33119,"date":"2022-01-28T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-28T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/?p=33119"},"modified":"2021-12-07T18:00:19","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T17:00:19","slug":"%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%8b%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"100 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u044f\u0442 \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u0431\u043b\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0430 \u043a\u043e\u0440\u043f\u043e\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0438\u0432\u043d\u043e\u043c \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043c\u0435\u0440\u043e\u043f\u0440\u0438\u044f\u0442\u0438\u0438 \u0441 \u043c\u0435\u0436\u0434\u0443\u043d\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0434\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0430\u0443\u0434\u0438\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0435\u0439.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u041a\u0430\u043a <em> \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f<\/em> \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0443\u0442 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0447\u044c \u043d\u0430\u043c \u0432 \u043e\u0431\u0443\u0447\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0438?<\/p>\n<p>\u0413\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u044f\u0442, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0430\u0436\u0435 \u0435\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u043c\u044b \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u043c \u0438\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a \u0432 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0435\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435, \u043c\u044b \u0432\u0441\u0435\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u043c \u043d\u0430 20% \u043c\u0435\u043d\u0435\u0435 \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u043b\u043b\u0435\u043a\u0442\u0443\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b \u043d\u0430 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435. \u042f \u0434\u0443\u043c\u0430\u044e, \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0442\u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0438 \u043f\u043e\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0430\u043c \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0436\u043d\u0435\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0434\u0443\u043c\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0443\u043c\u043d\u0443\u044e \u0448\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0443 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u0443\u044e \u043f\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u043a\u0443 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435.<\/p>\n<p>\u0418\u0442\u0430\u043a, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0434\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043f\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043d\u0442\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u0440\u0435\u0439\u0442\u0438\u043d\u0433\u0443 \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u043b\u043b\u0435\u043a\u0442\u0430, \u0432\u043e\u0442 100 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0438\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0434\u0443\u0442 \u043e\u0442\u043b\u0438\u0447\u043d\u043e\u0435 \u0432\u043f\u0435\u0447\u0430\u0442\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0438\u0445 \u0438\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0435\u0441\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0432! \u0418\u043b\u0438 \u0434\u043e\u0431\u0430\u0432\u044c\u0442\u0435 \u0431\u0430\u043b\u043b\u044b \u043d\u0430 <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/?s=%D1%8D%D0%BA%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD&amp;lang=ru\">\u044d\u043a\u0437\u0430\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0443<\/a>!<\/p>\n<h2>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 (1-20)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>It&#8217;s true that we don&#8217;t know what we&#8217;ve got until we lose it, but it&#8217;s also true that we don&#8217;t know what we&#8217;ve been missing until it arrives.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412\u0435\u0440\u043d\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043c\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u043c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043c\u0435\u0435\u043c, \u043f\u043e\u043a\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0442\u0435\u0440\u044f\u0435\u043c, \u043d\u043e \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435 \u0432\u0435\u0440\u043d\u043e \u0438 \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043c\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u043c, \u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0443 \u043d\u0430\u0441 \u043d\u0435 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u043e, \u043f\u043e\u043a\u0430 \u043e\u043d\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u044f\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/want-to-wanna-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b7%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82-%d0%b2-%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%8f%d1%85-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bd-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb\/\">want<\/a>, drink what you don&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/like-love-hate-ing-or-to\/\">like<\/a>, and do what you&#8217;d<a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/rather-be-clean-bandits-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b8-would-rather-would-prefer\/\"> rather<\/a> not. -\u041c\u0430\u0440\u043a \u0422\u0432\u0435\u043d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0415\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0441\u043f\u043e\u0441\u043e\u0431 \u0441\u043e\u0445\u0440\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0437\u0434\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0432\u044c\u0435 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0445\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f, \u043f\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u043d\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f, \u0438 \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0435 \u043d\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0442\u044c.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0421\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043d\u044f\u044f \u0436\u0435\u043d\u0449\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043f\u043e\u0447\u0442\u0435\u0442 \u0431\u044b\u0442\u044c \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0438\u0432\u043e\u0439, \u0447\u0435\u043c \u0443\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0439, \u043f\u043e\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0441\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u043f\u0430\u0440\u0435\u043d\u044c \u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0435 \u0432\u0438\u0434\u0438\u0442, \u0447\u0435\u043c \u0434\u0443\u043c\u0430\u0435\u0442.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>\u00abOne of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.\u00bb \u2014George W. Bush<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041e\u0434\u043d\u0430 \u0438\u0437 \u0437\u0430\u043c\u0435\u0447\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0432\u0435\u0449\u0435\u0439 \u0432 \u043a\u043d\u0438\u0433\u0430\u0445 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0432 \u043d\u0438\u0445 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0437\u0430\u043c\u0435\u0447\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0444\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0444\u0438\u0438.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Always remember: you&#8217;re unique, just like everyone else.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412\u0441\u0435\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435: \u0432\u044b \u0443\u043d\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0438 \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The road to success is always under construction.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041f\u0443\u0442\u044c \u043a \u0443\u0441\u043f\u0435\u0445\u0443 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043b\u0435\u0436\u0438\u0442 \u0447\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0437 \u043e\u0431\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Where there is a \u00abwill,\u00bb there are 500 relatives.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0413\u0434\u0435 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u00ab\u0437\u0430\u0432\u0435\u0449\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435\u00bb, \u0442\u0430\u043c \u0438 500 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0432.<\/p>\n<p><em>[Will<\/em> &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0432\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0433\u043b\u0430\u0433\u043e\u043b, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0439 \u043f\u043e\u0437\u0432\u043e\u043b\u044f\u0435\u0442 \u043d\u0430\u043c, \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0440\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0440, \u043e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0437\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/future-simple-will-shall-a%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%83%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f\/\">\u0431\u0443\u0434\u0443\u0449\u0435\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0435 \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u044f <em>future simple<\/em>:<\/a> <em>I will do it<\/em>. &#8212; \u042f \u0441\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u044e \u044d\u0442\u043e.<\/p>\n<p>\u0421\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043e <em>will<\/em>, \u043e\u0434\u043d\u0430\u043a\u043e, \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u0431\u044b\u0442\u044c \u0441\u0443\u0449\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u043c \u0438 \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0442\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u00ab\u0437\u0430\u0432\u0435\u0449\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435\u00bb, \u043a\u0430\u043a, \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0440\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0440, <em>Last Will<\/em> \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u00ab\u041f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u043d\u044f\u044f \u0432\u043e\u043b\u044f\u00bb,\u00bb testament. )<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041d\u043e\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0442\u043a\u0438\u0435 \u0440\u0443\u043a\u0430\u0432\u0430. \u041f\u043e\u0434\u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043a\u0440\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043f\u043b\u0435\u0447\u0438!<\/p>\n<p>[\u0427\u0442\u043e \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0432 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0438? \u0412 \u0410\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043a\u0435 \u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0432\u0441\u043f\u043b\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0438\u0434\u0435\u044f \u0437\u0430\u043f\u0440\u0435\u0442\u0430 \u043e\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0438\u044f, \u0441\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043d\u043d\u0438\u043a\u0438 \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0439 \u043e\u0442\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0438\u0432\u0430\u044e\u0442 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435 <em>\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043e \u0445\u0440\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0438 \u043d\u043e\u0441\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043e\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0438\u0435 right to keep and bear arms <\/em> ].<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When everything&#8217;s coming your way, you&#8217;re in the wrong lane.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0439\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u00ab\u043f\u043e-\u0442\u0432\u043e\u0435\u043c\u0443\u00bb (\u0442.\u0435. \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0438\u043c \u043f\u0443\u0442\u0435\u043c), \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0432\u044b \u043f\u043e\u0448\u043b\u0438 \u00ab\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432 \u0442\u0435\u0447\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f\u00bb .<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0417\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0432 \u0430\u0440\u043c\u0438\u044e. \u041f\u043e\u0441\u0435\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u044d\u043a\u0437\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0435 \u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0430, \u043f\u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u043a\u043e\u043c\u044c\u0442\u0435\u0441\u044c \u0441 \u043d\u0435\u0437\u043d\u0430\u043a\u043e\u043c\u044b\u043c\u0438 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u044c\u043c\u0438, \u0430 \u0437\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043c \u0443\u0431\u0435\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u0438\u0445.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he&#8217;s gone.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438\u043b\u0430 \u043e\u0442\u0431\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0435\u043c \u0441\u0432\u043e\u044e \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430\u043a\u0443 \u043e\u0442 \u043f\u044f\u0442\u0435\u043d. \u0418 \u043e\u043d \u0438\u0441\u0447\u0435\u0437. [spot &#8212;<em>\u043f\u044f\u0442\u043d\u043e<\/em> &#8212; \u043f\u043e\u043f\u0443\u043b\u044f\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0435 \u0438\u043c\u044f \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430\u043a\u0438, \u043d\u0430 \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0443\u044e \u043e\u043d \u0432\u044b\u043b\u0438\u043b \u00ab\u0441\u0440\u0435\u0434\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0443\u0434\u0430\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u0440\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0430\u00bb].<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Death is hereditary.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0442\u044c \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043f\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0443.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When you&#8217;re right, no one remembers. When you&#8217;re wrong, no one forgets.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0432\u044b \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u044b, \u043d\u0438\u043a\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0431 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043d\u0438\u0442. \u041a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0442\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432, \u043d\u0438\u043a\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0431\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u043e\u0431 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c. [\u041a\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0439 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u043a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0440 <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliskie-uslownye-predlozenia-aka-conditionals\/\">\u043d\u0443\u043b\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0440\u0435\u0436\u0438\u043c\u0430!]<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041d\u0435 \u0443\u043d\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0439\u0442\u0435, \u0445\u0443\u0434\u0448\u0435\u0435 \u0435\u0449\u0435 \u0432\u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434\u0438.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If you can&#8217;t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0432\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0443\u0432\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0442\u044c \u0441\u0432\u0435\u0442\u043b\u0443\u044e \u0441\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043d\u0443 \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0438, \u043e\u0442\u043f\u043e\u043b\u0438\u0440\u0443\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u044d\u0442\u0443 \u0442\u0443\u0441\u043a\u043b\u0443\u044e\/\u0442\u0435\u043c\u043d\u0443\u044e \u0441\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043d\u0443.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412\u0441\u0435 \u0445\u043e\u0442\u044f\u0442 \u043f\u043e\u043f\u0430\u0441\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0430 \u043d\u0435\u0431\u0435\u0441\u0430 \u0438 \u043d\u0438\u043a\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0445\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0442 \u0443\u043c\u0438\u0440\u0430\u0442\u044c.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I stopped fighting my inner demons, we&#8217;re on the same side now.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043b \u0431\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0441\u043e \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0438\u043c\u0438 \u0432\u043d\u0443\u0442\u0440\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0438 \u0434\u0435\u043c\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043c\u0438, \u0442\u0435\u043f\u0435\u0440\u044c \u043c\u044b \u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0434\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0432\u043e\u043b\u043d\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Well-behaved women rarely make history.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0416\u0435\u043d\u0449\u0438\u043d\u044b \u0441 \u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0448\u0438\u043c\u0438 \u043c\u0430\u043d\u0435\u0440\u0430\u043c\u0438 \u0440\u0435\u0434\u043a\u043e \u043f\u043e\u043f\u0430\u0434\u0430\u044e\u0442 \u0432 \u0438\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0438\u044e. [\u0421\u043c. \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/anglijskij-test-vdokhnovlyayushhikh-citat-izvestnykh-zhenshhin\/\">\u0412\u0434\u043e\u0445\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043b\u044f\u044e\u0449\u0438\u0435 \u0446\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044b \u0438\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0436\u0435\u043d\u0449\u0438\u043d].<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u0431\u044b \u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u0443\u043c\u0435\u0440 \u0437\u0430 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0438 \u0443\u0431\u0435\u0436\u0434\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f, \u043f\u043e\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u043e\u0448\u0438\u0431\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>He who laughs last, didn&#8217;t get it.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0422\u043e\u0442, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0438\u043c, \u043d\u0435 \u00ab\u043f\u043e\u043d\u044f\u043b\u00bb (\u0448\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0443).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7191\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7191\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7193 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/smieszne-dowcipy-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"\u0417\u0430\u0431\u0430\u0432\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0448\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7191\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>\u0421\u043c. \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/smeshnykh-shutok-na-angliyskom\/\">\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0430\u043d\u0435\u043a\u0434\u043e\u0442\u044b \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 (\u0448\u0443\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u0441 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0434\u043e\u043c).<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 (20-40)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041c\u044b \u0436\u0438\u0432\u0435\u043c \u0432 \u044d\u043f\u043e\u0445\u0443, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043f\u0438\u0446\u0446\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u043b\u044f\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043a \u0432\u0430\u043c \u0434\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0439 \u0431\u044b\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0435, \u0447\u0435\u043c \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0438\u0446\u0438\u044f.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I&#8217;m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041e\u043d \u043f\u0440\u0435\u043a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u043d\u043e \u0437\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043e \u0434\u043e\u043c\u0435. \u041a\u0430\u0436\u0434\u044b\u0439 \u0440\u0430\u0437, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u044f \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0432\u043e\u0436\u0443\u0441\u044c, \u0434\u043e\u043c \u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043c\u043d\u0435.<em>(housekeeper <\/em> \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0445\u043e\u0437\u044f\u0438\u043d , \u0431\u0443\u043a\u0432\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0442\u043e\u0442, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0431\u0441\u043b\u0443\u0436\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442\/\u0441\u043e\u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0438\u0442 \u0434\u043e\u043c)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Cheese . . . milk&#8217;s leap toward immortality.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0421\u044b\u0440: \u043c\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0447\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u043f\u0440\u044b\u0436\u043e\u043a \u043a \u0431\u0435\u0441\u0441\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0442\u0438\u044e.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you&#8217;ll be afraid to cough.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0423 \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u043a\u0430\u0448\u0435\u043b\u044c? \u0412\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0440\u043e\u043c \u0432\u0435\u0440\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0441\u044c \u0434\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0439 \u0438 \u0441\u044a\u0435\u0448\u044c\u0442\u0435 \u0446\u0435\u043b\u0443\u044e \u0443\u043f\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0432\u043a\u0443 \u0441\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e\u0437\u0438\u0434\u0430 (\u0441\u043b\u0430\u0431\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0435). \u0417\u0430\u0432\u0442\u0440\u0430 \u0432\u044b \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0431\u043e\u044f\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u043a\u0430\u0448\u043b\u044f\u0442\u044c.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>He&#8217;s so optimistic he&#8217;d buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041e\u043d \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u043e\u043f\u0442\u0438\u043c\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438\u0447\u0435\u043d, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0433\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0432 \u043a\u0443\u043f\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043a\u043e\u0441\u0442\u044e\u043c \u0433\u0440\u043e\u0431\u0430 \u0441 \u0434\u0432\u0443\u043c\u044f \u043f\u0430\u0440\u0430\u043c\u0438 \u0431\u0440\u044e\u043a.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Half of the people in the world are below average.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041f\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0435\u0439 \u0432 \u043c\u0438\u0440\u0435 \u0436\u0438\u0432\u0443\u0442 \u043d\u0438\u0436\u0435 \u0441\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0443\u0440\u043e\u0432\u043d\u044f.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u0437\u043d\u0430\u043b, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043c\u043e\u0438 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u043d\u0435\u043d\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0434\u044f\u0442 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f. \u041c\u043e\u0438\u043c\u0438 \u0438\u0433\u0440\u0443\u0448\u043a\u0430\u043c\u0438 \u0432 \u0432\u0430\u043d\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0438 \u0442\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0435\u0440 \u0438 \u0440\u0430\u0434\u0438\u043e.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0427\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0430\u044f \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u043e\u0431\u044b\u0447\u043d\u043e \u044f\u0432\u043b\u044f\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0430\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043f\u043b\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0439 \u043f\u0430\u043c\u044f\u0442\u0438.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u044f \u0432\u0438\u043d\u0430, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u0442\u0430\u043a \u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0443\u0447\u0438\u043b\u0441\u044f \u0431\u0440\u0430\u0442\u044c (\u043d\u0430 \u0441\u0435\u0431\u044f) \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u044c!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the \u00abY\u00bb becomes silent.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0414\u043e \u0431\u0440\u0430\u043a\u0430 \u043c\u0443\u0436\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u0441\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u0436\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u043b\u044e\u0431\u0438\u043c\u0443\u044e \u0436\u0435\u043d\u0449\u0438\u043d\u0443. \u041f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435 \u0431\u0440\u0430\u043a\u0430 \u0431\u0443\u043a\u0432\u0430 \u00abY\u00bb \u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043d\u0435\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0438\u0437\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0438\u043c\u043e\u0439\/\u043d\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0433\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0440\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0435\u043c\u043e\u0439. (<em>yearn<\/em> , \u043a\u0430\u043a <em>earn<\/em>, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u00ab\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0434\u0435\u043d\u044c\u0433\u0438\u00bb).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn&#8217;t.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0421\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0442\u043e, \u043e \u0447\u0435\u043c \u043c\u044b \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0438\u043c, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0443\u0436\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u043c \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0442, \u043d\u043e \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0431\u044b \u0435\u0433\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0442\u044c.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(\u0416\u0443\u0440\u043d\u0430\u043b) USA Today \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0435\u043b\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u043e\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441: \u041e\u0447\u0435\u0432\u0438\u0434\u043d\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0440\u043e\u0435 \u0438\u0437 \u0447\u0435\u0442\u044b\u0440\u0435\u0445 \u0447\u0435\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0435\u043a \u0441\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u043b\u044f\u044e\u0442 75% \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0435\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f (\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u043d\u044b).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Constipated people don&#8217;t give a crap.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041b\u044e\u0434\u044f\u043c \u0441 \u0437\u0430\u043f\u043e\u0440\u0430\u043c\u0438 \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u0440\u0430\u0432\u043d\u043e, \u0438\u043c \u043d\u0430\u043f\u043b\u0435\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c (\u0411\u0443\u043a\u0432\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e: \u043e\u043d\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043a\u0430\u043a\u0430\u044e\u0442).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u043d\u0435\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0432\u044b\u0448\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u043b\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0432 \u043e\u0431\u0445\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0432\u0430\u043c \u0432 200 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u043b\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0432, \u0432 \u0442\u043e \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u044f \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043f\u0440\u0438 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u043c \u0441\u043d\u0438\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u043b\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0432 \u0432\u044b \u044d\u043a\u043e\u043d\u043e\u043c\u0438\u0442\u0435 3 \u0446\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0430?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041c\u043e\u044f \u0436\u0435\u043d\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043b\u0430\/\u043f\u043e\u043e\u0449\u0440\u0438\u043b\u0430 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f \u0432\u0441\u0442\u0443\u043f\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0432 \u0431\u0440\u0438\u0434\u0436-\u043a\u043b\u0443\u0431. \u042f \u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0430\u044e \u0432\u043e \u0432\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043d\u0438\u043a.<\/p>\n<p>\u0418\u043b\u0438<\/p>\n<p>\u041c\u043e\u044f \u0436\u0435\u043d\u0430 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0430 \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u0432\u0441\u0442\u0443\u043f\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0432 \u0431\u0440\u0438\u0434\u0436-\u043a\u043b\u0443\u0431. \u042f \u043f\u0440\u044b\u0433\u0430\u044e \u0432\u043e \u0432\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043d\u0438\u043a.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041a\u0430\u043a \u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0432\u044b \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0412\u0441\u0435\u043b\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0430\u044f &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0438\u044f, \u0440\u0430\u0441\u0448\u0438\u0440\u044f\u044e\u0449\u0430\u044f\u0441\u044f \u0432 \u043d\u0435\u0431\u044b\u0442\u0438\u0435, \u0445\u043e\u0442\u044f \u043e\u043d\u0430 \u0438 \u044f\u0432\u043b\u044f\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0447\u0435\u043c-\u0442\u043e, \u043d\u043e\u0441\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043f\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0441\u043a\u0438 (\u0432 \u0441\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0438 \u0441) \u0448\u043e\u0442\u043b\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0441\u043a\u0438\u043c \u0447\u0435\u043a\u043e\u043c \u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043b\u0435\u0433\u043a\u043e.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A word to the wise ain\u2019t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041c\u0443\u0434\u0440\u044b\u043c \u043d\u0435 \u043d\u0443\u0436\u043d\u043e \u043d\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442\u044c, \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0433\u043b\u0443\u043f\u044b\u0435 \u043d\u0443\u0436\u0434\u0430\u044e\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0432\u043e \u0432\u0441\u0435\u0445 (\u0432\u043e\u0437\u043c\u043e\u0436\u043d\u044b\u0445) \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0430\u0445.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0427\u0430\u043a \u041d\u043e\u0440\u0440\u0438\u0441 \u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0441\u0434\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u043a\u0440\u043e\u0432\u044c \u0432 \u041a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u041a\u0440\u0435\u0441\u0442. \u0422\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0443\u044e. [\u0421\u043c. \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/past-simple-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%88%d0%bb%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b5-%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f\/\">\u041f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 GPS-\u043d\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0433\u0430\u0446\u0438\u044f \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u0441 \u0427\u0430\u043a\u043e\u043c \u041d\u043e\u0440\u0440\u0438\u0441\u043e\u043c \u0432 <\/a><em>\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0448\u0435\u0434\u0448\u0435\u043c \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e\u043c \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0438 past simple?]<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0421\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0442 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0442 \u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u044f\u0432\u043b\u044f\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0440\u043d\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0441\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Ham and eggs\u2014a day&#8217;s work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f\u0439\u0446\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0435\u0442\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0435 &#8212; \u0434\u0435\u043d\u044c \u0440\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u044b \u0434\u043b\u044f \u043a\u0443\u0440\u0438\u0446\u044b, \u0446\u0435\u043b\u0430\u044f \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u044c \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0441\u0432\u0438\u043d\u044c\u0438.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-10298 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"\u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0446\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044b \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 (40-60)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I am so clever that sometimes I don&#8217;t understand a single word of what I am saying.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0443\u043c\u0435\u043d, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u044e \u043d\u0438 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0430 \u0438\u0437 \u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u044f\u0442.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0440\u0435\u0447\u044c \u0438\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u043e \u043c\u044b\u0448\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0438, \u043d\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0435 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0430\u0432\u043b\u0438\u0432\u0430\u044e\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043d\u0438 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434 \u0447\u0435\u043c. (\u0418\u043b\u0438 \u0431\u0443\u043a\u0432\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e: \u043e\u043d\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0430\u0432\u043b\u0438\u0432\u0430\u044e\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043d\u0438 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434 \u0447\u0435\u043c).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0423 \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043e \u0445\u0440\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043c\u043e\u043b\u0447\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435. \u0427\u0442\u043e \u0431\u044b \u0432\u044b \u043d\u0438 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438, \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u043d\u0435\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0446\u0438\u0442\u0438\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043d\u043e \u0438 \u0437\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043c \u0438\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0437\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043d\u043e \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432 \u0432\u0430\u0441.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If you can\u2019t live without me, why aren\u2019t you dead yet?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0442\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0448\u044c \u0436\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0431\u0435\u0437 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f, \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u0442\u044b \u0435\u0449\u0435 \u043d\u0435 \u0443\u043c\u0435\u0440?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I\u2019d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0435\u043b \u0431\u044b \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0447\u044c \u0432\u0430\u043c. (\u0411\u0443\u043a\u0432\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0430\u044f \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0449\u044c \u00ab\u0432\u044b\u0439\u0442\u0438\u00bb). \u0421 \u043a\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0439 \u0441\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043d\u044b \u0432\u044b \u0432\u043e\u0448\u043b\u0438?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If you can&#8217;t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0432\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0438\u0445 \u043f\u043e\u0431\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0442\u044c, \u043d\u0430\u0439\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0438\u0445 \u043f\u043e\u0431\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0442.<\/p>\n<p>[\u0418\u0437\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0438\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e: <em>If you can&#8217;t beat them, join them.<\/em> \u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0432\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0431\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0438\u0445, \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0441\u043e\u0435\u0434\u0438\u043d\u044f\u0439\u0442\u0435\u0441\u044c \u043a \u043d\u0438\u043c.]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>It is a damned poor mind indeed that can&#8217;t think of at least two ways of spelling any word.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042d\u0442\u043e \u0443\u0436\u0430\u0441\u043d\u043e \u0431\u0435\u0434\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0443\u043c, \u0435\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u043e\u043d \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0434\u0443\u043c\u0430\u0442\u044c, \u043f\u043e \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0439\u043d\u0435\u0439 \u043c\u0435\u0440\u0435, \u0434\u0432\u0430 \u0441\u043f\u043e\u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430 \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043e.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>In three words I can sum up everything I&#8217;ve learned about life: It goes on.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412 \u0442\u0440\u0435\u0445 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0445 \u044f \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u043f\u043e\u0434\u044b\u0442\u043e\u0436\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0432\u0441\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u0443\u0437\u043d\u0430\u043b \u043e \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0438. \u041e\u043d\u0430 \u0442\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0442 \u0434\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041b\u044e\u0434\u0438 &#8212; \u0435\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0441\u0443\u0449\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0437\u0432\u043e\u043b\u044f\u044e\u0442 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0438\u043c \u0434\u0435\u0442\u044f\u043c \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0432\u0440\u0430\u0449\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0434\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0439.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u00ab\u041b\u043e\u0448\u0430\u0434\u0438\u043d\u043e\u0435 \u0447\u0443\u0432\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e\u00bb (\u0437\u0434\u0440\u0430\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u0441\u043c\u044b\u0441\u043b) &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0437\u0434\u0440\u0430\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u0441\u043c\u044b\u0441\u043b, \u0431\u043b\u0430\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0430\u0440\u044f \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u043b\u043e\u0448\u0430\u0434\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u044e\u0442 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0435\u0439.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I don&#8217;t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don&#8217;t deserve that either.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0441\u043b\u0443\u0436\u0438\u0432\u0430\u044e \u044d\u0442\u043e\u0439 \u043d\u0430\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0434\u044b, \u043d\u043e \u0443 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f \u0430\u0440\u0442\u0440\u0438\u0442, \u0438 \u044f \u0442\u043e\u0436\u0435 \u0435\u0435 \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0441\u043b\u0443\u0436\u0438\u0432\u0430\u044e.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don&#8217;t mind, age don&#8217;t matter.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0442 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0432\u043e\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441 (\u043f\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0441\u0445\u043e\u0434\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430) \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0443\u043c\u0430 \u043d\u0430\u0434 \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0438\u0435\u0439. \u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0432\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432 (\u0432 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435\u043c \u0443\u043c\u0435), \u0442\u043e \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0442 \u043d\u0435 \u0438\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0442 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f<em>(matter<\/em> &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u00ab\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0438\u044f\u00bb \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u00ab\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0442\u044c \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435\u00bb).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0421\u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u044c\u0435 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043c\u0435\u0442\u044c \u043e\u0442\u043b\u0438\u0447\u043d\u0443\u044e, \u043b\u044e\u0431\u044f\u0449\u0443\u044e, \u0437\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u043b\u0438\u0432\u0443\u044e, \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0436\u043d\u0443\u044e \u0441\u0435\u043c\u044c\u044e \u0432 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e\u043c \u0433\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0434\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Don&#8217;t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041d\u0435 \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u043d\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u00ab\u043d\u0435\u0431\u043e &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u0435\u043b\u00bb (\u0447\u0442\u043e \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u00ab\u0432\u044b \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0432\u0441\u0435\u00bb), \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u041b\u0443\u043d\u0435 \u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u044b (\u0447\u0435\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0435\u043a\u0430).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/4-sposoba-v-kotoryh-seks-pomogaet-v-izuchenii-angliyskogo-yazika\/\">\u0421\u0435\u043a\u0441<\/a> \u0431\u044b\u043b \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0448, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0430\u0436\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u0441\u0435\u0434\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043a\u0443\u0440\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u0438\u0433\u0430\u0440\u0435\u0442\u0443 (\u043f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u044f\u0441\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0434\u044f\u0449\u0438\u0435 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u0436\u043d\u044b \u0441\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0448\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u0437\u043e\u0432\u0443\u0442?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I don\u2019t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u043d\u0435 \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u0434\u0430\u044e (\u044f \u043d\u0435 \u0431\u043e\u043b\u0435\u043d) \u043e\u0442 \u0431\u0435\u0437\u0443\u043c\u0438\u044f, \u044f \u043d\u0430\u0441\u043b\u0430\u0436\u0434\u0430\u044e\u0441\u044c \u043a\u0430\u0436\u0434\u044b\u043c \u043c\u043e\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0442\u043e\u043c.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I get enough exercise pushing my luck.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0421 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f \u0434\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0442\u043e\u0447\u043d\u043e \u0441\u043f\u043e\u0440\u0442\u0430 \u043e\u0442 \u0442\u043e\u043b\u043a\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u0443\u0434\u0430\u0447\u0438.<em>(\u043f\u043e\u0434\u0442\u0430\u043b\u043a\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0443\u0434\u0430\u0447\u0443<\/em> \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0440\u0438\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c, \u0438\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0441 \u0441\u0443\u0434\u044c\u0431\u043e\u0439)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0418\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u044f \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u044b\u043f\u0430\u044e\u0441\u044c \u0443\u0433\u0440\u044e\u043c\u044b\u043c, \u0438\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0434\u0430\u044e \u0435\u0439 \u043f\u043e\u0441\u043f\u0430\u0442\u044c. (\u0412\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0430\u044f \u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u044c \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043b\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043f\u043e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442, \u0447\u0442\u043e <em>grumpy<\/em> &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/angliskie-imena-prilagatelnyie\/\">\u043f\u0440\u0438\u043b\u0430\u0433\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0435<\/a> \u00ab\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0447\u043b\u0438\u0432\u044b\u0439\u00bb, \u0430 <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/mnozhestvennoe-chislo-singular-plural-anglijskoe-edinstvennoe-chislo\/\">\u0441\u0443\u0449\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0435<\/a> <em>Grumpy<\/em> &#8212; \u0432\u043e\u0440\u0447\u043b\u0438\u0432\u043e\u0441\u0442\u044c)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9730\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9730\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9732\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\" alt=\"\u0446\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044b \u043e \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0431\u0435\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9730\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>\u0421\u043c. \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc\/\">\u041a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0438\u0432\u044b\u0435 \u0446\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044b \u043e \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0431\u0435 \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0438\u0437\u0443\u0447\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0430.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 (60-80)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u0431\u044b \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0435\u043b \u0443\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0442\u044c <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/son-ob-izuchenii-angliyskogo-vo-sne\/\">\u0432\u043e \u0441\u043d\u0435<\/a>, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043c\u043e\u0439 \u0434\u0435\u0434&#8230; \u0431\u0435\u0437 \u043a\u0440\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0432 \u0438 \u0432\u043e\u043f\u043b\u0435\u0439, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043f\u0430\u0441\u0441\u0430\u0436\u0438\u0440\u044b \u0432 \u0435\u0433\u043e \u043c\u0430\u0448\u0438\u043d\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Microsoft \u0437\u0434\u0435\u0441\u044c. \u0421\u043e\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0431\u0435\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043b\u0435\u0437\u043d\u043e. \u0412\u044b \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0430\u0441\u0441\u0438\u043c\u0438\u043b\u0438\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043d\u044b. (\u0446\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u0430 \u0441 <a href=\"https:\/\/ru.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%D0%97%D0%B2%D1%91%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9_%D0%BF%D1%83%D1%82%D1%8C\"><em>\u0417\u0432\u0435\u0437\u0434\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043f\u0443\u0442\u0438<\/em>)<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0427\u0435\u043c \u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0435\u0439 \u044f \u0432\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0447\u0430\u044e, \u0442\u0435\u043c \u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435 \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u043d\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043c\u043e\u044f \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430\u043a\u0430.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You\u2019re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0422\u044b \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0437\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0434\u0443\u0435\u0448\u044c \u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0433\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0441\u0430 \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0433\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0440\u0438\u0432\u0430\u044e\u0442 \u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0441\u043e \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0439.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I got a gun for my wife\u2014best trade I\u2019ve ever made.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042f \u043a\u0443\u043f\u0438\u043b \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0439 \u0436\u0435\u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0438\u0441\u0442\u043e\u043b\u0435\u0442 (\u0438\u043b\u0438: \u043a\u0443\u043f\u0438\u043b \u043f\u0438\u0441\u0442\u043e\u043b\u0435\u0442 \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0439 \u0436\u0435\u043d\u044b) &#8212; \u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0438\u0439 \u043e\u0431\u043c\u0435\u043d, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0439 \u044f \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430-\u043b\u0438\u0431\u043e \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0430\u043b (\u0432 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0439 \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0438).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u043e\u0442\u0430 &#8212; \u0432 \u0433\u043b\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0445 \u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0443\u043f\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0431\u043b\u044f\u0435\u0442 \u043f\u0438\u0432\u043e.<\/p>\n<p>[ <em>Beauty is in the eye of beholder<\/em> &#8212; \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u043e\u0442\u0430 \u0432 \u0433\u043b\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0445 \u0441\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0440\u044f\u0449\u0435\u0433\u043e ].<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0418 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u043c \u0432\u0430\u043c, \u0434\u0435\u0432\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043c, \u0441\u043f\u0430\u0441\u0438\u0431\u043e \u0437\u0430 \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0432\u044b \u043d\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0441\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u043b\u0438.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Beauty is a light switch away . . .<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u043e\u0442\u0430 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0432\u044b\u043a\u043b\u044e\u0447\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c \u0441\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0430, \u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The evening news is where they start by saying \u00abgood evening,\u00bb and proceed by telling you why it\u2019s not.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0440\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043d\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0430\u044e\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0441 \u00ab\u0434\u043e\u0431\u0440\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0432\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0440\u0430\u00bb, \u0430 \u0437\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043c \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0434\u043e\u043b\u0436\u0430\u044e\u0442, \u0440\u0430\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u044f, \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0442\u0430\u043a.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can&#8217;t.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412 \u043c\u0438\u0440\u0435 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0442\u0440\u0438 \u0432\u0438\u0434\u0430 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0435\u0439: \u0442\u0435, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0443\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0442 \u0441\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044c, \u0438 \u0442\u0435, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0443\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0442. [\u0421\u043c. \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/cifry-chisla-na-anglijskom-nomera-digit-number\/\">\u0414\u0440\u043e\u0431\u0438, \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0446\u0435\u043d\u0442\u044b \u0438 \u0432\u0441\u044f \u044d\u0442\u0430 \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435].<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u044c \u0434\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0432\u0430\u043c \u0433\u043e\u0440\u044c\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u043e\u0440\u0435\u0448\u0435\u043a \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0440\u0430\u0441\u043a\u0430\u043b\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f, \u0430 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435 \u0434\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0432\u0430\u043c \u043b\u0438\u043c\u043e\u043d\u044b, \u0441\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u043b\u0438\u043c\u043e\u043d\u0430\u0434, \u043d\u0430\u0439\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0447\u0435\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0435\u043a\u0430, \u0447\u044c\u044f \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u044c \u0434\u0430\u043b\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u043c \u0432\u043e\u0434\u043a\u0443, \u0438 \u0443\u0441\u0442\u0440\u043e\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u0432\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043d\u043a\u0443.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0411\u0430\u0440\u0431\u0438 \u0442\u0430\u043a \u043f\u043e\u043f\u0443\u043b\u044f\u0440\u043d\u0430, \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u043c\u044b \u0434\u043e\u043b\u0436\u043d\u044b \u043f\u043e\u043a\u0443\u043f\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0435\u0439 <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%be-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b6%d0%b1%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc\/\">\u0434\u0440\u0443\u0437\u0435\u0439<\/a> \u0438 \u043f\u0430\u0440\u043d\u044f?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>God created the world, everything else is made in China.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0411\u043e\u0433 \u0441\u043e\u0437\u0434\u0430\u043b \u043c\u0438\u0440, \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0435 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u043e \u0441\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u043d\u043e \u0432 \u041a\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you\u2019ll be a mile from them, and you\u2019ll have their shoes.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041f\u0440\u0435\u0436\u0434\u0435 \u0447\u0435\u043c \u043a\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e-\u0442\u043e, \u00ab\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0439\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u0438\u043b\u044e \u0432 \u0435\u0433\u043e \u043e\u0431\u0443\u0432\u0438\u00bb (\u043f\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u044c\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435\u0431\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0438\u0445 \u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e). \u0422\u0430\u043a \u0432\u044b \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0432 \u043c\u0438\u043b\u0435 \u043e\u0442 \u043d\u0435\u0433\u043e\/\u043d\u0435\u0435, \u0438 \u0443 \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u0435\u0433\u043e\/\u0435\u0435 \u043e\u0431\u0443\u0432\u044c.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0417\u0430\u0447\u0435\u043c \u043e\u043d\u0438 \u0441\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043b\u0438\u0437\u0443\u044e\u0442 \u0438\u0433\u043b\u044b \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0438\u043d\u044a\u0435\u043a\u0446\u0438\u0438?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Practice doesn&#8217;t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041f\u0440\u0430\u043a\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0435\u043d\u043d\u044b\u043c. \u0421\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0430\u044f \u043f\u0440\u0430\u043a\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0435\u043d\u043d\u044b\u043c.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Those who throw dirt only lose ground.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0422\u0435, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0431\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0433\u0440\u044f\u0437\u044c, \u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0442\u0435\u0440\u044f\u044e\u0442 \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0432\u0443 (\u043f\u043e\u0434 \u043d\u043e\u0433\u0430\u043c\u0438).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412\u044b \u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u043f\u043e-\u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e\u044f\u0449\u0435\u043c\u0443 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0435, \u043f\u043e\u043a\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u043e\u0431\u044a\u044f\u0441\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0435\u0439 \u0431\u0430\u0431\u0443\u0448\u043a\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041e\u0448\u0438\u0431\u043a\u0430. \u041a\u043b\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0430\u0442\u0443\u0440\u0430 \u043e\u0442\u0441\u0443\u0442\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0443\u0435\u0442. \u041d\u0430\u0436\u043c\u0438\u0442\u0435 F1, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0434\u043e\u043b\u0436\u0438\u0442\u044c. [\u0421\u043c. \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/%d0%b8%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%8f%d0%b7%d1%8b%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%b4%d0%bb%d1%8f-it-%d1%81%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%86%d0%b8\/\">\u0410\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a \u0434\u043b\u044f \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0430\u043c\u043c\u0438\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0432. \u0418\u0437\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a \u0428\u0435\u043a\u0441\u043f\u0438\u0440\u0430 \u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0435, \u0447\u0435\u043c C++<\/a>]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Experience is what you get when you didn\u2019t get what you wanted.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041e\u043f\u044b\u0442 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0432\u044b \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0435, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 (\u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0438\u0442\u044c).<\/p>\n<h2>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 (80-100)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0414\u043d\u0438 \u0440\u043e\u0436\u0434\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0435\u0437\u043d\u044b \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0432\u0430\u0441. \u0421\u0442\u0430\u0442\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0435, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0442 \u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435, \u0436\u0438\u0432\u0443\u0442 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u0445.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0428\u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c, \u0441\u044d\u0440. \u041a\u043b\u044f\u043d\u0443\u0441\u044c \u043f\u044c\u044f\u043d\u044b\u043c \u0431\u043e\u0442\u0438\u043d\u043a\u043e\u043c, \u044f \u043d\u0435 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0439 \u0411\u043e\u0433, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0442\u044b \u0434\u0443\u043c\u0430\u0435\u0448\u044c.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>This sentence is a lie.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u042d\u0442\u043e \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043b\u043e\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 &#8212; \u043b\u043e\u0436\u044c.<\/p>\n<p>[\u0441\u0441\u044b\u043b\u043a\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0438\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043d\u044b\u0439 <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Liar_paradox\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u043f\u0430\u0440\u0430\u0434\u043e\u043a\u0441 \u043b\u0436\u0435\u0446\u0430<\/a>: \u0435\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u043b\u0436\u0435\u0446 \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043e\u043d \u043b\u0436\u0435\u0442, \u044f\u0432\u043b\u044f\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043b\u0438 \u0435\u0433\u043e \u0443\u0442\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0434\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043d\u043d\u044b\u043c \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043b\u043e\u0436\u043d\u044b\u043c?]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041c\u0443\u0436\u0447\u0438\u043d\u044b &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043f\u0430\u0440\u043a\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0447\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0430. \u0412\u0441\u0435 \u043a\u0440\u0443\u0442\u044b\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u043d\u044f\u0442\u044b, \u0430 \u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0435 &#8212; \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0438\u043d\u0432\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0434\u043e\u0432.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Change is good, but dollars are better.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u043c\u0435\u043d\u044b &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0448\u043e, \u043d\u043e \u0434\u043e\u043b\u043b\u0430\u0440\u044b &#8212; \u0435\u0449\u0435 \u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0435.(<em>Change<\/em> &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435 \u043c\u0435\u043b\u043e\u0447\u044c, \u00ab\u0441\u0434\u0430\u0447\u0430\u00bb, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0443\u044e \u043c\u044b \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0435\u043c, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0440\u0430\u0441\u043f\u043b\u0430\u0447\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0435\u043c\u0441\u044f \u043a\u0443\u043f\u044e\u0440\u043e\u0439 \u0432 \u043c\u0430\u0433\u0430\u0437\u0438\u043d\u0435).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>How is it that \u00abfat chance\u00bb and \u00abslim chance\u00bb mean the same thing?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041a\u0430\u043a \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0438\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u00ab\u0442\u043e\u043b\u0441\u0442\u044b\u0439 (\u043d\u0435\u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u043e\u0439) \u0448\u0430\u043d\u0441\u00bb \u0438 \u00ab\u0442\u043e\u0449\u0438\u0439 (\u0441\u043b\u0430\u0431\u044b\u0439) \u0448\u0430\u043d\u0441\u00bb \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u044e\u0442 \u043e\u0434\u043d\u043e \u0438 \u0442\u043e \u0436\u0435?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>1492 \u0433\u043e\u0434: \u0430\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043d\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0435 \u0438\u043d\u0434\u0435\u0439\u0446\u044b \u043e\u0431\u043d\u0430\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0438\u0432\u0430\u044e\u0442 \u041a\u043e\u043b\u0443\u043c\u0431\u0430, \u043f\u043e\u0442\u0435\u0440\u044f\u0432\u0448\u0435\u0433\u043e\u0441\u044f \u0432 \u043c\u043e\u0440\u0435.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0439\u0442\u0435\u0441\u044c, \u0438 \u043c\u0438\u0440 \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u044f\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0432\u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0435 \u0441 \u0432\u0430\u043c\u0438. \u041f\u043b\u0430\u0447\u044c\u0442\u0435, \u0438 \u043c\u0438\u0440 \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u044f\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0435\u0449\u0435 \u0433\u0440\u043e\u043c\u0447\u0435. [\u0421\u043c. \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/styepyeni-sravnyeniya-angliyskih-prilagatyelnih\/\">\u0421\u0442\u0435\u043f\u0435\u043d\u0438 \u0441\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043d\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0445 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043b\u0430\u0433\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0445].<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Everyone hates me because I&#8217;m paranoid.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412\u0441\u0435 \u043d\u0435\u043d\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0434\u044f\u0442 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f \u0438\u0437-\u0437\u0430 \u043c\u043e\u0435\u0439 \u043f\u0430\u0440\u0430\u043d\u043e\u0439\u0438!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Solution to two of the world\u2019s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0420\u0435\u0448\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0434\u0432\u0443\u0445 \u043c\u0438\u0440\u043e\u0432\u044b\u0445 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0431\u043b\u0435\u043c: \u043d\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0440\u043c\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0431\u0435\u0434\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0431\u0435\u0437\u0434\u043e\u043c\u043d\u044b\u043c\u0438.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You laugh because I\u2019m different, I laugh because I just farted!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412\u044b \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0442\u0435\u0441\u044c, \u043f\u043e\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u0430\u044f. \u042f \u0441\u043c\u0435\u044e\u0441\u044c, \u043f\u043e\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043f\u0443\u043a\u043d\u0443\u043b.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0422\u043e\u0442, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435\u0442 \u043d\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u043d\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0437\u043c\u043e\u0436\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e, \u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0431\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043b \u0437\u0430\u0445\u043b\u043e\u043f\u043d\u0443\u0442\u044c \u0432\u0440\u0430\u0449\u0430\u044e\u0449\u0443\u044e\u0441\u044f \u0434\u0432\u0435\u0440\u044c!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041c\u043e\u043b\u0447\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 &#8212; \u0437\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0442\u043e, \u0430 \u043a\u043b\u0435\u0439\u043a\u0430\u044f \u043b\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0430 &#8212; \u0441\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0431\u0440\u043e. [\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%b8%d0%b7%d1%83%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d1%8f%d0%b7%d1%8b\/\">\u041a\u0430\u043a \u0438\u0437\u0431\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u043e\u0442 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0431\u0430\u0440\u044c\u0435\u0440\u0430?]<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u044c \u0434\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0432\u0430\u043c \u0434\u044b\u043d\u0438<em>(\u0434\u044b\u043d\u0438<\/em> \u0432\u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e <em>\u043b\u0438\u043c\u043e\u043d\u043e\u0432<\/em>)&#8230; \u0443 \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u0431\u044b\u0442\u044c \u0434\u0438\u0441\u043b\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0438\u044f.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>There\u2019s no &#8216;I&#8217; in team, but there is in &#8216;win.&#8217;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0412 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0435 \u00ab\u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430\u00bb (\u0412 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u00ab<em>team\u00bb<\/em> \u043d\u0435\u0442 \u0431\u0443\u043a\u0432\u044b i <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/capital-letters-caps-in-english-sentences\/\">(\u0437\u0430\u0433\u043b\u0430\u0432\u043d\u0430\u044f<\/a> <em>I<\/em> \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u00ab\u044f\u00bb), \u043d\u043e \u043e\u043d\u0430 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0432 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0435 \u00ab\u043f\u043e\u0431\u0435\u0434\u0430\u00bb<em>(win<\/em>).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0422\u0435, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u043a\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0443\u0435\u0442 \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435, \u043f\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0436\u0435, \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043d\u044f\u0442, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0438\u0445 \u0432\u043e\u0441\u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043b!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041c\u0443\u0436\u0447\u0438\u043d\u0430, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0439 \u043b\u043e\u0436\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0441\u043f\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0441 \u0437\u0443\u0434\u044f\u0449\u0438\u043c \u0434\u043d\u043e\u043c&#8230;. \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u044b\u043f\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0441 \u0432\u043e\u043d\u044e\u0447\u0438\u043c \u043f\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0446\u0435\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0433\u0435!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0414\u0435\u0442\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0437\u0430\u0434\u043d\u0435\u043c \u0441\u0438\u0434\u0435\u043d\u044c\u0435 (\u0430\u0432\u0442\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0431\u0438\u043b\u044f) \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0432\u043e\u0434\u044f\u0442 \u043a \u0430\u0432\u0430\u0440\u0438\u044f\u043c, \u0430\u0432\u0430\u0440\u0438\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0437\u0430\u0434\u043d\u0435\u043c \u0441\u0438\u0434\u0435\u043d\u044c\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0432\u043e\u0434\u044f\u0442 \u043a \u0434\u0435\u0442\u044f\u043c!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0415\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0438\u043c\u0443\u0449\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e \u043d\u043e\u0448\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043b\u0438\u0444\u0447\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u0432 \u043c\u043e\u0435\u043c \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0435 &#8212; \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043e\u043d \u0443\u0431\u0438\u0440\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u043c\u043e\u0440\u0449\u0438\u043d\u044b \u0441 \u043b\u0438\u0446\u0430.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u041a\u0430\u043a \u0443\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0442\u044c, \u043d\u0435 \u0441\u043b\u0438\u0448\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043b\u0438 \u0432\u044b \u043f\u044c\u044f\u043d\u044b, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u0443\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043b\u044f\u0442\u044c \u0430\u0432\u0442\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0431\u0438\u043b\u0435\u043c? \u041a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0432\u044b \u0440\u0435\u0437\u043a\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0430\u0447\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u0438\u0437\u0431\u0435\u0436\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0441\u0442\u043e\u043b\u043a\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u0441 \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u043c&#8230; \u0438 \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043e\u043a\u0430\u0436\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043e\u0441\u0432\u0435\u0436\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0435\u043c \u0432\u043e\u0437\u0434\u0443\u0445\u0430.<\/p>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\"><\/div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9510\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9510\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9512\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/inspirujace-cytaty-motywacyjne-po-angielsku-tlumaczeniem.jpg\" alt=\"\u0432\u0434\u043e\u0445\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043b\u044f\u044e\u0449\u0438\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0446\u0438\u043e\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0446\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044b \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u0441 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0434\u043e\u043c\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9510\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>\u0421\u043c. \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0436\u0435: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/ru\/%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%86%d0%b8%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%86%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b0%d1%82%d1%8b-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%b9%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%bc\/\">\u0412\u0434\u043e\u0445\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043b\u044f\u044e\u0449\u0438\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0446\u0438\u043e\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0446\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044b \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0443\u0442 \u0434\u0435\u0439\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0447\u044c \u0432\u0430\u043c \u0432\u044b\u0443\u0447\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a!<\/h2>\n<p>\u041a\u0430\u043a \u0437\u0430\u043f\u043e\u043c\u043d\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043d\u043e\u0432\u044b\u0435 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0430 \u0438 \u0433\u0440\u0430\u043c\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0443\u043a\u0446\u0438\u0438 \u0430\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0430?<\/p>\n<p>\u0416\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u0432 \u043a\u043e\u043d\u0442\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0442\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0442\u044c, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u0438\u0445 \u0438\u0441\u043f\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0437\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c!<\/p>\n<p>\u0418 \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0441\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0442\u0430\u043a, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u0437\u043d\u0430\u043d\u0438\u044f \u043d\u0435 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