{"id":7058,"date":"2025-09-01T00:33:37","date_gmt":"2025-08-31T22:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/?p=7058"},"modified":"2025-09-05T08:42:22","modified_gmt":"2025-09-05T06:42:22","slug":"dowcipy-po-angielsku-o-szkole-jasiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/dowcipy-po-angielsku-o-szkole-jasiu\/","title":{"rendered":"Dowcipy po angielsku o Jasiu w szkole"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jak b\u0142ysn\u0105\u0107 humorem na lekcji j\u0119zyka angielskiego? Rozlu\u017ani\u0107 atmosfer\u0119 na spotkaniu towarzyskim za granic\u0105? Z odsiecz\u0105 przyj\u015b\u0107 nam mog\u0105 popularne \u017carty o Jasiu, czyli niewinne dowcipy po angielsku o szkole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;Bezpieczne&#8221; dowcipy po angielsku<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poni\u017cej kilka dowcip\u00f3w po angielsku, kt\u00f3re w miar\u0119 bezpiecznie opowiedzie\u0107 mo\u017cna w wi\u0119kszo\u015bci kontekst\u00f3w. Znajdziecie tu kilkana\u015bcie dowcip\u00f3w po angielsku o szkole w wersji oryginalnej wraz z t\u0142umaczeniem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spr\u00f3bujcie czyta\u0107 sam angielski tekst, a do t\u0142umaczenia odwo\u0142ywa\u0107 si\u0119 tylko wtedy, gdy co\u015b b\u0119dzie niejasne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">W tym wpisie nasze dowcipy po angielsku o szkole kr\u0105\u017cy\u0107 b\u0119d\u0105 wok\u00f3\u0142 motywu edukacji raczej wczesnoszkolnej i legendarnego Jasia, czyli po angielsku Johnny&#8217;ego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-7191 size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/smieszne-dowcipy-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"\u015amieszne dowcipy po angielsku\" class=\"wp-image-7191\"\/><figcaption><em>Czytaj r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=7190\">12 \u017cart\u00f3w po angielsku na ka\u017cd\u0105 okazj\u0119<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy o Jasiu po angielsku \u2013 Dlaczego si\u0119 sp\u00f3\u017ani\u0142e\u015b Jasiu?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: \u201cWhy are you late, Johnny?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel: &#8220;Dlaczego si\u0119 sp\u00f3\u017ani\u0142e\u015b Jasiu?&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cBecause of a sign down the road.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: &#8220;Przez znak na drodze&#8221;.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: \u201cWhat does a sign have to do with you being late?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel: \u201eCo ma znak wsp\u00f3lnego z byciem sp\u00f3\u017anionym?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cThe sign said, \u2018School Ahead, Go Slow!&#8217;\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: \u201eZnak m\u00f3wi\u0142 \u201ePrzed Tob\u0105 Szko\u0142a, zwolnij\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/anti-humour-anty-jokes-po-angielsku-chicken.jpg\" alt=\"16 anty-\u017cart\u00f3w angielskiego anti-humoru.\" class=\"wp-image-17199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/anti-humour-anty-jokes-po-angielsku-chicken.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/anti-humour-anty-jokes-po-angielsku-chicken-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption>&#8220;Dlaczego kurczak przeszed\u0142 w poprzek ulicy? Poniewa\u017c chcia\u0142 si\u0119 dosta\u0107 na drug\u0105 stron\u0119!&#8221; Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/anty-humor-anti-jokes-po-angielsku\/\">16 anty-\u017cart\u00f3w angielskiego anti-humoru.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 Lekcja geografii<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel nauki o ziemi wyk\u0142ada na temat czytania map.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Po wyja\u015bnieniu szeroko\u015bci geograficznej, d\u0142ugo\u015bci geograficznej, stopni i minut, nauczyciel zapyta\u0142:)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cSuppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude\u2026?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Przypu\u015b\u0107my, \u017ce prosz\u0119 was by\u015bmy spotkali si\u0119 na lunch na 23 stopniach, 4 minutach szeroko\u015bci p\u00f3\u0142nocnej i pi\u0119tnastu minutach d\u0142ugo\u015bci wschodniej&#8230;? &#8211; gdybamy tu o tera\u017aniejszo\u015bci, st\u0105d<a href=\"\/?p=172\"> drugi tryb warunkowy<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, \u201cI guess you\u2019d be eating alone.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Po pe\u0142nej pomieszania ciszy, zg\u0142osi\u0142 si\u0119 g\u0142os, \u201eZgaduj\u0119, \u017ce zjad\u0142by go Pan sam\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"408\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/dowcipy-po-angielsku-o-szkole.jpg.webp\" alt=\"dowcipy po angielsku o szkole\" class=\"wp-image-7063\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 Lekcja fizyki<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Physics Teacher: \u201cIsaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn\u2019t that wonderful?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel fizyki: &#8220;Izaak Newton siedzia\u0142 pod drzewem, gdy jab\u0142ko spad\u0142o mu na g\u0142ow\u0119 i odkry\u0142 grawitacj\u0119. Czy\u017c to nie wspania\u0142e?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cYes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn\u2019t have discovered anything.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: \u201cTak prosz\u0119 pana, gdyby siedzia\u0142 w klasie i patrzy\u0142 w ksi\u0105\u017cki jak my, to niczego by nie odkry\u0142.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zwr\u00f3\u0107 uwag\u0119 jak \u0142adnie skonstruowana jest odpowied\u017a ucznia. Jako, \u017ce spekulujemy o <a href=\"\/?p=5109\">przesz\u0142o\u015bci<\/a> a nie o <a href=\"\/?p=260\">tera\u017aniejszo\u015bci<\/a>, zastosowa\u0142 poprawnie trzeci a nie drugi <a href=\"\/?p=172\">tryb warunkowy<\/a>! Tak wi\u0119c to patrzenie w ksi\u0105\u017cki chyba a\u017c&nbsp; tak bardzo na z\u0142e mu tak nie wysz\u0142o! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-11883 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/matura-ustna-z-jezyka-angielskiego.jpg.webp\" alt=\"matura ustna z jezyka angielskiego\" class=\"wp-image-11883\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/matura-ustna-z-jezyka-angielskiego.jpg.webp 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/matura-ustna-z-jezyka-angielskiego-300x225.jpg.webp 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>1. W kt\u00f3rej bitwie zmar\u0142 Napoleon. Jego ostatniej. 2. Gdzie zosta\u0142a podpisana Deklaracja Niepodleg\u0142o\u015bci\/ Na dole kartki. 3. Rzeka Ravi p\u0142ynie w jakim stanie? W stanie ciek\u0142ym. 4. Jaka jest g\u0142\u00f3wna przyczyna rozwod\u00f3w. Ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwo. (F \u2013 Fail, czyli egzamin oblany\u2026)<\/em> Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=9038\"><em>Zwroty na matur\u0119 ustn\u0105 z angielskiego.<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 \u0141obuz i c\u00f3rka dyrektora<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cIsn\u2019t the principal a dummy!\u201d \u2013 a boy told a girl.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(\u201eAle\u017c z tego dyrektora szko\u0142y g\u0142upol!\u201d &#8211; ch\u0142opiec powiedzia\u0142 do dziewczynki.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cWell, do you know who I am?\u201d \u2013 asked the girl.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(\u201eHmm, czy wiesz kim ja jestem?\u201d &#8211; zapyta\u0142a dziewczynka.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cNo.\u201d \u2013 replied the boy.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(\u201eNie\u201d &#8211; odpar\u0142 ch\u0142opiec.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cI\u2019m the principal\u2019s daughter.\u201d \u2013 said the girl.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(\u201eJestem c\u00f3rk\u0105 dyrektora szko\u0142y\u201d &#8211; powiedzia\u0142a dziewczynka.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cAnd do you know who I am?\u201d \u2013 asked the boy.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(\u201eA czy ty wiesz kim ja jestem?\u201d &#8211; zapyta\u0142 ch\u0142opiec.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cNo.\u201d \u2013 she replied.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(\u201eNie\u201d &#8211; odpowiedzia\u0142a.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cThank goodness!\u201d \u2013 said the boy with a sign of relief.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(&#8220;Dzi\u0119ki Bogu!\u201d &#8211; powiedzia\u0142 ch\u0142opiec z wyra\u017an\u0105 ulg\u0105.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/placzace-dzieci-w-smiesznych-memach-po-angielsku-bus.jpg\" alt=\"P\u0142acz\u0105ce dzieci w \u015bmiesznych memach po angielsku\" class=\"wp-image-16329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/placzace-dzieci-w-smiesznych-memach-po-angielsku-bus.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/placzace-dzieci-w-smiesznych-memach-po-angielsku-bus-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption>&#8220;On chce pojecha\u0107 autobusem. Tym w telewizorze&#8221; Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/placzace-dzieci-w-22-smiesznych-memach-po-angielsku\/\">P\u0142acz\u0105ce dzieci w 22 \u015bmiesznych memach po angielsku.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o Jasiu \u2013 Ziemia jest p\u0142aska!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher asked Johhny: \u201cHow can you prove the earth is round?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel zapyta\u0142 Jasia: \u201eJak mo\u017cesz udowodni\u0107, \u017ce Ziemia jest okr\u0105g\u0142a?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny replied: \u201cI can\u2019t. Besides, I never said it was!\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Ja\u015b odpowiedzia\u0142: \u201eNie mog\u0119. A poza tym nigdy nie m\u00f3wi\u0142em, \u017ce jest!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu zwr\u00f3\u0107 uwag\u0119, na zastosowanie <a href=\"\/?p=567\">mowy zale\u017cnej (<em>reported speech<\/em>)<\/a> w odpowiedzi Jasia <em>(I never said it <strong>was<\/strong>)<\/em>. Po polsku mamy czas tera\u017aniejszy (&#8220;ziemia <strong>jest<\/strong> p\u0142aska&#8221;), w j\u0119zyku angielskim stosujemy si\u0119 do zasady \u201ejednego czasu w ty\u0142\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-571 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"454\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/mowa-zalezna-w-jezyku-angielskim.jpg\" alt=\"mowa zale\u017cna w j\u0119zyku angielskim\" class=\"wp-image-571\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/mowa-zalezna-w-jezyku-angielskim.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/mowa-zalezna-w-jezyku-angielskim-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>Czytaj r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <\/em><a href=\"\/?p=567\"><em>Plotkowanie a mowa zale\u017cna w j\u0119zyku angielskim.<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 Zadanie z matematyki nr 1<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: \u201cHere is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel: &#8220;Zadanie z matematyki. Je\u015bli Tw\u00f3j tata zarabia\u0142by 300 dolar\u00f3w na tydzie\u0144, i da\u0142by Twojej mamie po\u0142ow\u0119, to co powinien mie\u0107?&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Student: \u201cA heart attack.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Ucze\u0144: &#8220;Zawa\u0142 serca&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu nie do ko\u0144ca da si\u0119 \u0142adnie przet\u0142umaczy\u0107, poniewa\u017c w j\u0119zyku angielskim w obu przypadkach u\u017cywamy s\u0142owa <em>have<\/em> (mie\u0107):<em> have money<\/em> (mie\u0107 pieni\u0105dze) oraz <em>have a heart attack<\/em> (dosta\u0107 ataku serca). Za to w tym jak i w kolejnym matematycznym \u017carcie po angielsku, znowu doskonale \u0107wiczy\u0107 mo\u017cemy drugi <a href=\"\/?p=172\">tryb warunkowy<\/a>, czyli gdybanie o tera\u017aniejszo\u015bci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-6820 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"430\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/angielski-pacjent-slownictwo-medyczne-po-angielsku-handwriting.jpg.webp\" alt=\"dowcipy kwa\u0142y \u017caty po angielsku medyczne Jasiu\" class=\"wp-image-6820\"\/><figcaption><em>Pisz\u0119 czytelnie. Pacjenci nie wierz\u0105, \u017ce naprawd\u0119 jestem lekarze.. <\/em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c:<a href=\"\/?p=6811\"><em> S\u0142ownictwo medyczne po angielsku z filmu Angielski Pacjent.<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 Zadanie z matematyki nr 2<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: \u201cIf you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel: &#8220;Gdyby\u015b mia\u0142 jednego dolara i poprosi\u0142 ojca o kolejnego, to ile dolar\u00f3w by\u015b mia\u0142?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cOne dollar.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: &#8220;Jednego dolara.&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: \u201cYou don\u2019t know your arithmetic.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel: &#8220;Ty nie znasz arytmetyki\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cYou don\u2019t know my father.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: &#8220;To pan nie zna mojego ojca&#8221;.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zwr\u00f3\u0107 uwag\u0119, \u017ce chocia\u017c po angielsku m\u00f3wimy per &#8220;ty&#8221; <em>(you), <\/em> to jest to odpowiednik polskiego &#8220;pan&#8221;, &#8220;pani&#8221; w tym kontek\u015bcie. Tutaj znajdziesz wi\u0119cej informacji o <a href=\"\/?p=342\">zaimkach osobowych<\/a> (on, ona, ono etc.) a <a href=\"\/?p=12445\">tutaj o angielskich zwrotach grzeczno\u015bciowych (Mr, Mrs, Ms).<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/liczenie-po-angielsku-matematyka-decimals-fractions-percent-currency.jpg\" alt=\"liczenie po angielsku, procenty, shapes, decimals, u\u0142amki, fractions, currency, matematyka\" class=\"wp-image-8776\"\/><figcaption>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/liczenie-po-angielsku-ulamki-fractions-ksztalty-shapes-miary-measures-matematyka\/\">Matematyka i liczenie po angielsku.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 Zadanie z matematyki nr 3<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: \u201cJohn, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel: \u201eJasiu, dlaczego robisz mno\u017cenie na pod\u0142odze?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>John: \u201cYou told me to do it without using tables.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Ja\u015b: &#8220;Powiedzia\u0142 Pan, \u017ceby robi\u0107 bez tabliczek\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu znowu nieprzet\u0142umaczalna gra s\u0142\u00f3w: <em>table<\/em> to &#8220;st\u00f3\u0142&#8221;, ale r\u00f3wnie\u017c &#8220;tabelka&#8221;. St\u0105d te\u017c <em>maths tables<\/em>, albo <em>multiplication tables<\/em> to nasza &#8220;tabliczka mno\u017cenia&#8221;. Ha, ha, ha \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-6598 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/przeklady-polsko-angielskie-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6598\"\/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <\/em><a href=\"\/?p=5055\"><em>Karygodne przek\u0142ady na kursie j\u0119zyka angielskiego online Speakingo?<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy o Jasiu po angielsku \u2013 Wypracowanie na temat psa<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: \u201cThis essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother\u2019s.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel: To wypracowanie na temat twojego psa jest s\u0142owo w s\u0142owo takie same jak twojego brata\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: &#8220;Yes, sir, it is the same dog.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: \u201eTak prosz\u0119 pana, to ten sam pies.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-6371 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/buldog-angielski-komendy-dla-psa.jpg\" alt=\"buldog angielski komendy dla psa\" class=\"wp-image-6371\"\/><figcaption><em>Czytaj r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=6364\">Dlaczego buldog angielski jest angielski i jak z nim gada\u0107?<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o Jasiu \u2013 Pisanie po ciemku<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cDad, can you write in the dark?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: \u201eTato, czy potrafisz pisa\u0107 po ciemku?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Dad: \u201cI think so. What do you want me to write?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Tata: \u201eMy\u015bl\u0119, \u017ce tak. Co chcesz \u017cebym napisa\u0142?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cYour name on my report card.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: \u201eSwoje imi\u0119 na moim raporcie szkolnym\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone is-resized wp-image-6977\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/mccallister-kevin-sam-w-domu-home-alone-angielski-shave.gif\" alt=\"kevin mccallister, kevin sam w domu, home alone\" class=\"wp-image-6977\" width=\"640\"\/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <\/em><a href=\"\/?p=6950\"><em>Czy rodzice Kevina samego w domu byli z mafii?<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 Nieobecno\u015b\u0107<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Mother: \u201cWhy did you get such a low mark on that test?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Matka: \u201eDlaczego dosta\u0142e\u015b tak nisk\u0105 ocen\u0119 z tego testu?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cBecause of absence.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: \u201eZ powodu nieobecno\u015bci\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Mother: \u201cYou mean you were absent on the day of the test?\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Matka: \u201eTo znaczy, by\u0142e\u015b nieobecny w dniu testu?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cNo, but the kid who sits next to me was.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: \u201eNie, ale dzieciak, kt\u00f3ry zwykle siedzi ko\u0142o mnie\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-614 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dzien-w-angielskiej-szkole-podstawowej.jpg\" alt=\"dzie\u0144 w angielskiej szkole podstawowej\" class=\"wp-image-614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dzien-w-angielskiej-szkole-podstawowej.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dzien-w-angielskiej-szkole-podstawowej-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>Czytaj r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <\/em><a href=\"\/?p=612\"><em>Jak wygl\u0105da dzie\u0144 w angielskiej szkole podstawowej?<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 Millenialsi<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: \u201cJohnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn\u2019t have ten years ago.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Nauczyciel: &#8220;Jasiu, wymie\u0144 jedn\u0105 wa\u017cn\u0105 rzecz, kt\u00f3r\u0105 dzi\u015b mamy, a nie mieli\u015bmy jej dziesi\u0119\u0107 lat temu\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: \u201cMe.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Jasiu: \u201eJa\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/11-zasad-billa-gatesa-ktorych-nie-nauczysz-sie-w-amerykanskiej-szkole-.jpg\" alt=\"11 ameryka\u0144skich zasad kt\u00f3rych nie nauczysz si\u0119 w szkole, billa gatesa\" class=\"wp-image-18490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/11-zasad-billa-gatesa-ktorych-nie-nauczysz-sie-w-amerykanskiej-szkole-.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/11-zasad-billa-gatesa-ktorych-nie-nauczysz-sie-w-amerykanskiej-szkole--300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/11-amerykanskich-zasad-billa-gatesa-ktorych-nie-nauczysz-sie-w-szkole\/\">11 ameryka\u0144skich zasad &#8220;Billa Gatesa&#8221; kt\u00f3rych nie nauczysz si\u0119 w szkole.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole \u2013 Nies\u0142uszna kara?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A little girl came home from school and said to her mother:<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Dziewczynka wr\u00f3ci\u0142a do domu ze szko\u0142y i powiedzia\u0142a swojej matce.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cMommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn\u2019t do.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(\u201eMamusiu, dzi\u015b w szkole zosta\u0142am ukarana za co\u015b, czego nie zrobi\u0142am\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The mother exclaimed, \u201cBut that\u2019s terrible! I\u2019m going to have a talk with your teacher about this \u2026 by the way, what was it that you didn\u2019t do?<\/em>\u201d<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(<a href=\"\/?p=9292\">Matka <\/a>wykrzykn\u0119\u0142a: \u201eTo straszne! Ju\u017c ja sobie o tym porozmawiam z Twoj\u0105 nauczycielk\u0105&#8230; a swoj\u0105 drog\u0105, to czego nie zrobi\u0142a\u015b?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The little girl replied, \u201cMy homework.\u201d<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Dziewczynka odpar\u0142a: \u201eMojego zadania domowego\u201d.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-778 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/czasowniki-ciagle.jpg\" alt=\"angielskie czasowniki ciagle\" class=\"wp-image-778\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/czasowniki-ciagle.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/czasowniki-ciagle-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=244\">Angielska forma ci\u0105g\u0142a czasownika<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A jak tam Twoje \u201ezadanie domowe\u201d z angielskiego?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Czy uda\u0142o Ci si\u0119 zrozumie\u0107 wszystkie te dowcipy po angielsku o szkole bez t\u0142umaczenia na j\u0119zyk polski?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Czy masz pewno\u015b\u0107 siebie w m\u00f3wieniu po angielsku?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u015bli chcesz poprawi\u0107 sw\u00f3j angielski, szczeg\u00f3lnie umiej\u0119tno\u015b\u0107 m\u00f3wienia, zapraszam na <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/kurs-jezyka-angielskiego-online\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">kurs j\u0119zyka angielskiego online Speakingo!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nauka polega na nim nie na wa\u0142kowaniu szkolnych regu\u0142ek czy zakuwaniu nudnych list s\u0142\u00f3wek przed sprawdzianem, ale na rozmowie pe\u0142nymi, poprawnymi zdaniami po angielsku. W ten spos\u00f3b uczysz si\u0119 jednego i drugiego naraz, a na dodatek podczas rozmowy nie zastanawiasz si\u0119 z kt\u00f3rej regu\u0142ki skorzysta\u0107, tylko po prostu m\u00f3wisz. Uczysz si\u0119 angielskiego jak dziecko ucz\u0105ce si\u0119 m\u00f3wi\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A co ciekawe na kursie angielskiego Speakingo rozmawiasz&#8230; ze swoim komputerem lub telefonem, kt\u00f3ry &#8211; co jeszcze ciekawsze &#8211; rozumie Ci\u0119, chwali, a w razie potrzeby poprawia. Taka nauka jest wi\u0119c nie tylko szybka i skuteczna, ale te\u017c przyjemna &#8211; r\u00f3wnie\u017c za spraw\u0105 pi\u0119knych zdj\u0119\u0107, mi\u0142ego g\u0142osu native speakera czy \u017cart\u00f3w i dowcip\u00f3w, kt\u00f3re pojawiaj\u0105 si\u0119 na ka\u017cdej lekcji.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dlatego najlepiej zarejestruj si\u0119 dwoma klikni\u0119ciami poni\u017cej na kurs \u017ceby bez \u017cadnych zobowi\u0105za\u0144 zobaczy\u0107, czy odpowiada Ci taki kurs j\u0119zyka angielskiego. Dzi\u0119ki niemu, wkr\u00f3tce sypa\u0107 b\u0119dziesz dowcipami po angielsku jak zawodowy komik!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Zapisz si\u0119 na kurs j\u0119zyka angielskiego online Speakingo!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><button type=\"button\" id=\"openLoginModal\"  class=\"btn signup-btn \" href=\"javascript:void(0)\" data-redirect_to=\"\" onclick=\"doAuth(this);\">Start learning<\/button><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Wypr\u00f3buj przez tydzie\u0144 za darmo!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\">Dowcipy po angielsku o szkole zapo\u017cyczy\u0142em<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\">ze strony edukacyjnej <a href=\"https:\/\/academictips.org\/blogs\/jokes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Academic Tips<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>A jakie s\u0105 Wasze ulubione dowcipy po angielsku o szkole? Napiszcie swoje ulubione dowcipy o Jasiu po angielsku w komentarzach!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jak b\u0142ysn\u0105\u0107 humorem na lekcji j\u0119zyka angielskiego? Rozlu\u017ani\u0107 atmosfer\u0119 na spotkaniu towarzyskim za granic\u0105? 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