{"id":17193,"date":"2026-10-15T16:15:33","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T14:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/?p=17193"},"modified":"2026-10-19T15:08:19","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T13:08:19","slug":"anty-humor-anti-jokes-po-angielsku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/anty-humor-anti-jokes-po-angielsku\/","title":{"rendered":"Anti-humor czyli angielskie anti-jokes, z kt\u00f3rych si\u0119 nie za\u015bmiejsz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jednym z rodzaj\u00f3w \u017cart\u00f3w<em> (jokes)<\/em> s\u0105 <em>anti-jokes,<\/em> czyli \u017carty tak nie\u015bmieszne, \u017ce a\u017c \u015bmieszne. Poznaj 16 przyk\u0142ad\u00f3w anty-humoru po angielsku!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Na obrazku: Dlaczego kurczak przeszed\u0142 w poprzek ulicy? Poniewa\u017c chcia\u0142 si\u0119 dosta\u0107 na drug\u0105 stron\u0119!<\/em><\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p>Zanim przejdziemy jednak do antyhumoru, dwa s\u0142owa o <a href=\"\/?p=11426\">angielskiej ortografii<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3><em>Humor<\/em> czy <em>hum<strong>o<\/strong>ur?<\/em><\/h3>\n<p>Zastanawiali\u015bcie si\u0119 mo\u017ce jak to si\u0119 &#8220;poprawnie&#8221; pisze: <em>humor<\/em> czy <em>hum<strong>o<\/strong>ur?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jak to cz\u0119sto w j\u0119zyku angielskim bywa, obie opcje s\u0105 poprawne!<\/p>\n<p>Po prostu <em>humor<\/em> jest ameryka\u0144sk\u0105, a <em>humour<\/em> brytyjsk\u0105 pisowni\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>Podobnie b\u0119dzie z <em>honor vs honour, color vs colour<\/em> itd. o czym wi\u0119cej w tek\u015bcie o <a href=\"\/?p=15716\">r\u00f3\u017cnicach mi\u0119dzy ameryka\u0144skim a brytyjskim angielskim.<\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_15719\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15719\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15719\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/roznice-miedzy-amerykanska-a-brytyjska-gramatyka-w-jezyku-angielskim-mem.jpg\" alt=\"R\u00f3\u017cnice mi\u0119dzy ameryka\u0144sk\u0105 a brytyjsk\u0105 gramatyk\u0105 w j\u0119zyku angielskim.\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/roznice-miedzy-amerykanska-a-brytyjska-gramatyka-w-jezyku-angielskim-mem.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/roznice-miedzy-amerykanska-a-brytyjska-gramatyka-w-jezyku-angielskim-mem-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15719\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>&#8220;Tylko bro\u0144 (palna) mo\u017ce nas obroni\u0107. Podaj ten kie\u0142 narwala!&#8221;<\/em> Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <em><a href=\"\/?p=15716\">R\u00f3\u017cnice mi\u0119dzy ameryka\u0144sk\u0105 a brytyjsk\u0105 gramatyk\u0105 w j\u0119zyku angielskim.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Co to jest <em>anti-humor?<\/em><\/h2>\n<p>\u017bart z kurczakiem (na obrazku powy\u017cej) to klasyka angielskich <em>anti-jokes<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00b9<\/a><\/em>, czyli nie\u015bmiesznych-\u015bmiesznych \u017cart\u00f3w. Po raz pierwszy pojawi\u0142 si\u0119 ju\u017c w 1847 roku w gazecie <em>New York Times<\/em>. Spragnieni \u015bmiesznej puenty czytelnicy us\u0142yszeli oczywist\u0105 odpowied\u017a. Tak oczywist\u0105 i nie\u015bmieszn\u0105, \u017ce a\u017c \u015bmieszn\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>Dzi\u015b wiele z poni\u017cszych anty-\u017cart\u00f3w <em>(anti-jokes)<\/em> i du\u017co swoistego anty-humoru<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anti-humor\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00b2<\/a> znale\u017a\u0107 mo\u017cna w memach z kurczakiem w\u0142a\u015bnie.<\/p>\n<p>Ale na kurczakach \u015bwiat si\u0119 przecie\u017c nie ko\u0144czy!<\/p>\n<p>Poni\u017cej 16 przyk\u0142ad\u00f3w angielskiego anty-humoru, kt\u00f3ry na pewno Ci\u0119 nie roz\u015bmieszy!<\/p>\n<h2>Anty-\u017carty <em>(anti-jokes)<\/em> czyli anty-humor po angielsku<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>&#8220;Knock knock.&#8221; <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(Puk, puk!)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>&#8220;Come in.&#8221; <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(Prosz\u0119 wej\u015b\u0107.)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>What\u2019s blue and smells like red paint?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Co jest niebieskie i pachnie jak czerwona farba?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Blue paint.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Niebieska farba.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>What did Batman say to Robin when they got to the Batmobile?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Co powiedzia\u0142 Batman do Robina gdy dotarli do Batmobilu?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Get in the car!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Wsiadaj do auta!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Yo Mum is so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem.\u00a0<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Twoja stara jest taka gruba, \u017ce powinna si\u0119 martwi\u0107, poniewa\u017c cukrzyca jest powa\u017cnym problemem.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17100\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17100\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17100\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/znaki-zodiaku-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"znaki zodiaku po angielsku, wymowa\" width=\"640\" height=\"568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/znaki-zodiaku-po-angielsku.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/znaki-zodiaku-po-angielsku-300x266.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17100\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Ja: By\u0107 mo\u017ce gwiazdy pomog\u0105 mi ogarn\u0105\u0107 sobie \u017cycie. Gwiazdy: Masz prze*** <\/em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c<em>:<a href=\"\/?p=17092\"> Znaki zodiaku po angielsku.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>What did the man say when he lost his truck?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Co facet powiedzia\u0142, gdy zgubi\u0142 swoj\u0105 ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wk\u0119?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Where&#8217;s my truck?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Gdzie jest moja ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wka?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>What is green, yellow, blue, red and orange?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Co jest zielone, \u017c\u00f3\u0142te, niebieskie i pomara\u0144czowe?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Colours.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kolory.<\/p>\n<p>[Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=1150\">Kolory po angielsku dla pocz\u0105tkuj\u0105cych i zaawansowanych<\/a>.]<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>How do you confuse a blonde?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jak wprowadzasz (mo\u017cna wprowadzi\u0107) blondynk\u0119 w pomieszanie?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pomaluj si\u0119 na zielono i rzucaj w ni\u0105 widelcami.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Ask me if I&#8217;m an onion.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Spytaj mnie czy jestem cebul\u0105.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Are you an onion?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Czy jeste\u015b cebul\u0105?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Nope, I&#8217;m a person.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nie, jestem osob\u0105.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7184\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7184\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7184\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/smieszne-zarty-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"\u015bmieszne \u017carty po angielsku, anti-humor\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7184\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <em><a href=\"\/?p=7183\">\u015amieszne \u017carty po angielsku [suchary]<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>What do you call a black man on the Moon?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jak nazywa si\u0119 czarny cz\u0142owiek na Ksi\u0119\u017cycu?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>An astronaut.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kosmonauta.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A guy walks into the bar and the bartender says,<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Facet wchodzi do baru a kelner m\u00f3wi:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>&#8220;Hey, what can I get for you?&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Hej, co dla Ciebie?&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ci\u0105gle pami\u0119tam ostatnie s\u0142owa, kt\u00f3re m\u00f3j dziadek wypowiedzia\u0142 zanim kopn\u0105\u0142 w &#8220;wiadro&#8221; (po polsku&#8221; kopn\u0105\u0142 w kalendarz&#8221;)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>&#8220;Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Hej, jak daleko my\u015blisz, \u017ce uda mi si\u0119 kopn\u0105\u0107 tym wiadrem \/ kalendarzem?&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A duck walks into a pharmacy. He approaches the pharmacist at the counter and says, <\/em><em>&#8220;I need some ointment for this rash on my beak.&#8221; <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kaczor wchodzi do apteki. Podchodzi do aptekarza przy ladzie i m\u00f3wi &#8220;Potrzebuj\u0119 jak\u0105\u015b ma\u015b\u0107 na wysypk\u0119 na dziobie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The pharmacist replies, &#8220;Sorry, we don&#8217;t have medicine for ducks here.&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Aptekarz odpowiada, &#8220;Przepraszam, ale nie mamy tu lekarstw dla kaczor\u00f3w&#8221;.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13223\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13223\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13223\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/rzeczowniki-policzalne-niepoliczalne-angielski-ducks.jpg\" alt=\"Rzeczowniki policzalne i niepoliczalne w j\u0119zyku angielskim, ducks, uncountable nouns\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/rzeczowniki-policzalne-niepoliczalne-angielski-ducks.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/rzeczowniki-policzalne-niepoliczalne-angielski-ducks-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13223\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=13222\">Rzeczowniki policzalne i niepoliczalne w j\u0119zyku angielskim.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Do you know why the dinosaur couldn&#8217;t break through a brick wall?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Czy wiesz dlaczego dinozaur nie m\u00f3g\u0142 przebi\u0107 si\u0119 przez ceglany mur?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Why?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Dlaczego?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;m the one asking you the question!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nie wiem, to ja zadaj\u0119 Ci to pytanie!<\/p>\n<p>[Zwr\u00f3\u0107 uwag\u0119, \u017ce w pierwszym zdaniu mamy <a href=\"\/?p=10110\">pytanie po\u015brednie &#8211; <em>indirect question<\/em><\/a>]<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>What did the pirate do before he buried a treasure?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Co zrobi\u0142 pirat zanim zakopa\u0142 skarb?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Dug a hole.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Wykopa\u0142 dziur\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>[Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=9917\"><em>Czas past continuous i morskie opowie\u015bci pirata bez oka.<\/em><\/a>]<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Why can\u2019t T-Rex clap their hands?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Dlaczego T-Reksy nie potrafi\u0105 klaska\u0107?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Because they\u2019re extinct.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bo wymar\u0142y.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><em>What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Co otrzymamy ze skrzy\u017cowania \u017cartu z pytaniem retorycznym?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_16158\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-16158\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-16158\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/krolowa-speakingo-gdybym.jpg\" alt=\"modals in the past, queen elisabeth, speakingo\" width=\"640\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/krolowa-speakingo-gdybym.jpg 511w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/krolowa-speakingo-gdybym-300x282.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-16158\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=287\">Ekskluzywny wywiad Speakingo z kr\u00f3low\u0105 El\u017cbiet\u0105 II.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2>Nauka angielskiego to nie \u017cart! A mo\u017ce?<\/h2>\n<p>Dlaczego warto uczy\u0107 si\u0119 j\u0119zyka angielskiego?<\/p>\n<p>Poniewa\u017c otworzy to przed Tob\u0105 \u015bwiat, dost\u0119p do nieograniczonej wiedzy i rozwoju, polepszy zdrowie i zapewni ciekawsz\u0105 i lepiej p\u0142atn\u0105 prac\u0119!<\/p>\n<p>To nie \u017cart. A mo\u017ce po prostu oczywisty anty-\u017cart!<\/p>\n<p>Dlatego nie ma na co czeka\u0107!<\/p>\n<p>Skorzystaj z darmowego tygodnia pr\u00f3bnego na <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/kurs-jezyka-angielskiego-online\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">kursie j\u0119zyka angielskiego online Speakingo!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Zobacz, czy spodoba Ci si\u0119 nauka poprzez rozmow\u0119, czy \u0142atwiej przyjdzie Ci odpowiada\u0107 po angielsku na pytania i rzeczywi\u015bcie pos\u0142ugiwa\u0107 si\u0119 j\u0119zykiem angielskim w codziennych sytuacjach!<\/p>\n<p>Pierwszy tydzie\u0144 po rejestracji dostajesz i tak masz za darmo i bez \u017cadnych zobowi\u0105za\u0144!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Zapisz si\u0119 na kurs j\u0119zyka angielskiego online Speakingo!<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><button type=\"button\" id=\"openLoginModal\"  class=\"btn signup-btn \" href=\"javascript:void(0)\" data-redirect_to=\"\" onclick=\"doAuth(this);\">Start learning<\/button><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Chcesz rozumie\u0107 angielskie \u017carty? Zacznij m\u00f3wi\u0107 jak oni!<\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Anti-humorowe anty-\u017carty zapo\u017cyczone ze stron <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jokejive.com\/topic\/best+anti+humor\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Joke Hive<\/a> i <a href=\"https:\/\/www.expressandstar.com\/entertainment\/lifestyle\/2018\/07\/26\/11-of-the-best-anti-jokes-that-definitely-wont-make-you-laugh\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Express and Star<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>A mo\u017ce znacie jeszcze jakie\u015b przyk\u0142ady anti-humoru po angielsku, lub po polsku? Napiszcie w komentarzach!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jednym z rodzaj\u00f3w \u017cart\u00f3w (jokes) s\u0105 anti-jokes, czyli \u017carty tak nie\u015bmieszne, \u017ce a\u017c \u015bmieszne. 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