{"id":10008,"date":"2019-09-08T13:31:27","date_gmt":"2019-09-08T11:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/?p=10008"},"modified":"2021-12-01T22:28:40","modified_gmt":"2021-12-01T21:28:40","slug":"smieszne-cytaty-do-nauki-angielskiego","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/smieszne-cytaty-do-nauki-angielskiego\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015amieszne cytaty do nauki angielskiego"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Najlepiej uczy\u0107 si\u0119 ca\u0142ych zda\u0144 i najlepiej by nauka angielskiego by\u0142a na weso\u0142o, a nawet by odrobin\u0119 prowokowa\u0142a, przez co lepiej nowy materia\u0142 zapadnie Ci w pami\u0119\u0107. Poznaj \u015bmieszne cytaty do nauki angielskiego o \u017cyciu, rodzinie, ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwie, przyjacio\u0142ach, szkole, pracy, karierze i autoironiczne \u017carty z samego siebie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Na obrazku<\/em>: <em>Obud\u017acie mnie, gdy b\u0119d\u0119 ju\u017c s\u0142awny<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cytaty do nauki j\u0119zyka angielskiego<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nauka j\u0119zyka z cytat\u00f3w jest generalnie \u015bwietnym pomys\u0142em. Nie tylko jest ciekawa i mo\u017cna dowiedzie\u0107 si\u0119 czego\u015b m\u0105drego, to r\u00f3wnocze\u015bnie przyswajamy w ten spos\u00f3b jednocze\u015bnie gramatyk\u0119 i s\u0142ownictwo. Same zalety!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dlatego w tym wpisie przeczyta\u0107 mo\u017cesz wyb\u00f3r takich cytat\u00f3w po angielsku jak:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><a href=\"#smieszne-cytaty-do-nauki-jezyka-angielskiego\">\u015amieszne cytaty do nauki j\u0119zyka angielskiego<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku-o-zyciu\">M\u0105dre angielskie cytaty o \u017cyciu.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#smieszne-zarty-po-angielsku-z-siebie-samego-autoironia\">\u017barty z siebie samego.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#zabawne-smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku-o-przyjaciolach\">\u015amieszne angielskie cytaty o przyjacio\u0142ach.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#smieszne-cytaty-o-szkole-po-angielsku\">Zabawne cytaty o szkole po angielsku.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#smieszne-cytaty-o-pracy-i-karierze-po-angielsku\">\u015amieszne cytaty do nauki angielskiego o pracy i karierze.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku-o-zyciu-rodzinnym\">Zabawne angielskie cytaty o \u017cyciu rodzinnym.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku-o-malzenstwie\">\u015amieszne cytaty po angielsku o ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwie.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#rozne-pozosta\u0142e-fajne-smieszne-angielskie-cytaty\">Pozosta\u0142e fajne i \u015bmieszne cytaty do nauki angielskiego.<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#jak-nauczyc-sie-jezyka-angielskiego-zeby-rozumiec-wszystkie-madre-ciekawe-smieszne-cytaty-w-oryginale\">Jak nauczy\u0107 si\u0119 j\u0119zyka angielskiego, \u017ceby rozumie\u0107 wszystkie m\u0105dre, ciekawe lub \u015bmieszne cytaty w oryginale?<\/a><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"smieszne-cytaty-do-nauki-jezyka-angielskiego\">1. \u015amieszne cytaty do nauki j\u0119zyka angielskiego<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zamierzam \u017cy\u0107 wiecznie. Jak dot\u0105d idzie mi nie\u017ale (dos\u0142ownie: tak daleko, tak dobrze)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish proverb<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jutro jest zwykle najbardziej zaj\u0119tym (zwr\u00f3\u0107 uwag\u0119 na <a href=\"\/es?p=5845\">stopniowanie przymiotnik\u00f3w<\/a>, <em>busy \u2192 busier \u2192 the busiest)<\/em> <a href=\"\/?p=1082\">dniem tygodnia<\/a>. Hiszpa\u0144skie porzekad\u0142o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream. Bill Murray<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Najlepszym sposobem nauczenia twoich dzieci o podatkach jest zjedzenie 30% ich lod\u00f3w.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Id\u017a do nieba dla klimatu, do piek\u0142a dla towarzystwa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>If a book about failures doesn\u2019t sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u015bli ksi\u0105\u017cka o pora\u017ckach si\u0119 nie sprzedaje, to czy odnios\u0142a sukces?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Bill Murray<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wiedza jest jak bielizna. Dobrze j\u0105 mie\u0107, niekoniecznie trzeba si\u0119 ni\u0105 popisywa\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. <a href=\"\/?p=18198\">Winston S. Churchill<\/a><\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">K\u0142amstwo przemierzy p\u00f3\u0142 \u015bwiata zanim prawda ma szans\u0119 za\u0142o\u017cy\u0107 <a href=\"\/es?p=7160\">spodnie\/majtki.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Accept who you are. Unless you\u2019re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Akceptuj kim jeste\u015b. No chyba, \u017ce jeste\u015b <a href=\"\/?p=9311\">seryjnym morderc\u0105<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>It\u2019s okay if you don\u2019t like me. Not everyone has good taste.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To jest w porz\u0105dku je\u015bli mnie nie lubisz. Nie ka\u017cdy ma dobry gust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u015bli to jest kawa, <a href=\"\/es?p=6495\">prosz\u0119 przynie\u015b\u0107 mi herbat\u0119,<\/a> a je\u015bli to jest herbata, to prosz\u0119 przynie\u015b\u0107 mi kaw\u0119.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lubi\u0119 d\u0142ugie spacery, szczeg\u00f3lnie je\u015bli wybieraj\u0105 si\u0119 na nie ludzie, kt\u00f3rzy mnie wkurzaj\u0105.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[W angielskim oryginale mamy tu stron\u0119 biern\u0105 <em><a href=\"\/?p=15902\">present simple passive<\/a>.]<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">R\u00f3\u017cnic\u0105 mi\u0119dzy g\u0142upot\u0105 i geniuszem jest to, \u017ce geniusz ma swoje granice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Don\u2019t be so humble \u2013 you are not that great. Golda Meir<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie b\u0105d\u017a taki skromny \u2013 nie jeste\u015b a\u017c tak wspania\u0142y.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-9365 size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/nauka-calych-zdan-po-angielsku-sentences.jpg\" alt=\"Czytaj r\u00f3wnie\u017c: Czy nauka ca\u0142ych zda\u0144 po angielsku ma sens?\" class=\"wp-image-9365\"\/><figcaption><em>Czytaj r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/es?p=9364\">Czy nauka ca\u0142ych zda\u0144 po angielsku ma sens?<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku-o-zyciu\">2. \u015amieszne cytaty po angielsku o \u017cyciu<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Anonymous.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u017bycie jest kr\u00f3tkie. U\u015bmiechaj si\u0119 p\u00f3ki masz jeszcze <a href=\"\/es?p=1231\">z\u0119by<\/a>. Anonim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will Rogers<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nigdy nie marnuj szansy, \u017ceby si\u0119 zamkn\u0105\u0107 (przesta\u0107 papla\u0107).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie traktuj \u017cycia zbyt powa\u017cnie. I tak nie ujdziesz z niego z \u017cyciem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>All generalizations are false, including this <a href=\"\/?p=14701\">one<\/a>. Mark Twain<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wszystkie uog\u00f3lnienia s\u0105 nieprawdziwe, w tym to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. George Bernard Shaw<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pestmista to cz\u0142owiek, kt\u00f3ry my\u015bli, \u017ce wszyscy s\u0105 tak podli jak on i nienawidzi ich za to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>If we\u2019re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Skoro mamy nie podjada\u0107 w \u015brodku nocy, to od czego jest \u015bwiat\u0142o w lod\u00f3wce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you\u2019re stupid and you make bad decisions.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nic nie dzieje si\u0119 bez przyczyny. Ale czasami t\u0105 przyczyn\u0105 jest to, \u017ce jeste\u015b g\u0142upi i podejmujesz z\u0142e decyzje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>My life feels like a test I didn\u2019t study for.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moje \u017cycie jest jak test, na kt\u00f3ry si\u0119 nie uczy\u0142em.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-9484 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/madre-cytaty-o-zyciu-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"madre cytaty o zyciu po angielsku\" class=\"wp-image-9484\"\/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/es?p=9480\">34 m\u0105dre cytaty o \u017cyciu po angielsku<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"smieszne-zarty-po-angielsku-z-siebie-samego-autoironia\">3. \u017barty po angielsku z siebie samego<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I\u2019m not shy, I\u2019m holding back my awesomeness so I don\u2019t intimidate you.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie jestem nie\u015bmia\u0142a. Powstrzymuj\u0119 moj\u0105 wspania\u0142o\u015b\u0107, \u017ceby ci\u0119 nie onie\u015bmieli\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won\u2019t feel like you are alone anymore.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u015bli czujesz si\u0119 samotna, przyga\u015b \u015bwiat\u0142a i w\u0142\u0105cz horror. Za chwil\u0119 poczujesz, \u017ce nie jeste\u015b ju\u017c sama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/?p=6086\">Jak zombie mog\u0105 pom\u00f3c Ci w nauce angielskiej strony biernej?<\/a>]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Unknown<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moje \u0142\u00f3\u017cko jest magicznym miejscem, w kt\u00f3rym nagle przypominam sobie o wszystkim, co zapomnia\u0142em zrobi\u0107. (Autor) Nieznany<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. Jack Benny<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poszed\u0142em na spotkanie dla ludzi z przedwczesnym wytryskiem. Wyszed\u0142em wcze\u015bnie \/ przed ko\u0144cem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Czasami chc\u0119 <a href=\"\/?p=16195\">cofn\u0105\u0107 czas<\/a> i waln\u0105\u0107 sobie w twarz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie jestem leniwy. Jestem w trybie oszcz\u0119dzania energii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I just want my stomach to be as flat as my ass.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chc\u0119 tylko by m\u00f3j brzuch by\u0142 tak p\u0142aski jak moja pupa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wiedzia\u0142em, \u017ce rodzice mnie nienawidzili. Moimi zabawkami do k\u0105pieli by\u0142y toster i radio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Odkry\u0142em, \u017ce jest (<a href=\"\/es?p=567\">mowa zale\u017cna<\/a>) tylko jeden spos\u00f3b by wygl\u0105da\u0107 chudo: zadawa\u0107 si\u0119 z grubymi lud\u017ami.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I\u2019m writing a book. I\u2019ve got the page numbers done. Steven Wright<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pisz\u0119 ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119. Ponumerowa\u0142em ju\u017c strony.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I have always wanted to be <a href=\"\/?p=8650\">somebody<\/a>, but I see now I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zawsze chcia\u0142em kim\u015b by\u0107, ale teraz widz\u0119, \u017ce trzeba by\u0142o by\u0107 bardziej szczeg\u00f3\u0142owym (w wyra\u017caniu tego <a href=\"\/es?p=9747\">\u017cyczenia<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moje sztuczne (fa\u0142szywe) ro\u015bliny umar\u0142y, bo nie udawa\u0142em, \u017ce je podlewam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers. Jimmy Carter (US president 1977 to 1981)<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moje powa\u017canie w tym kraju ogromnie wzros\u0142o. To bardzo mi\u0142e, \u017ce teraz gdy ludzie mi machaj\u0105, u\u017cywaj\u0105 wszystkich palc\u00f3w.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/przeklenstwa-po-angielsku-wulgaryzmy.jpg\" alt=\"przekle\u0144stwa po angielsku, wulgaryzmy, oblegi, fuck, swear words\" class=\"wp-image-12598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/przeklenstwa-po-angielsku-wulgaryzmy.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/przeklenstwa-po-angielsku-wulgaryzmy-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/przeklenstwa-po-angielsku-wulgaryzmy\/\">Przekle\u0144stwa i wulgaryzmy po angielsku.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"zabawne-smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku-o-przyjaciolach\">4. \u015amieszne cytaty do nauki angielskiego o przyjacio\u0142ach<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto von Bismarck<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"\/?p=9492\">Mi\u0142o\u015b\u0107 <\/a>jest \u015blepa; <a href=\"\/?p=9523\">przyja\u017a\u0144 <\/a>pr\u00f3buje nie zauwa\u017cy\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>As your best friend I\u2019ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jako Tw\u00f3j najlepszy przyjaciel zawsze Ci\u0119 podnios\u0119 gdy upadniesz, po tym jak sko\u0144cz\u0119 si\u0119 \u015bmia\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it\u2019s a beautiful day.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Niekt\u00f3rzy ludzie s\u0105 niczym chmury. Gdy znikaj\u0105, dzie\u0144 jest pi\u0119kny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Please cancel my subscriptions to your issues.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prosz\u0119 anulowa\u0107 subskrypcj\u0119 do twoich problem\u00f3w.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I\u2019m not arguing. I\u2019m simply explaining why I\u2019m right.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie k\u0142\u00f3c\u0119 si\u0119. Ja tylko wyja\u015bniam, dlaczego mam racj\u0119.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>If you\u2019re going to do something tonight that you\u2019ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u015bli zamierzasz zrobi\u0107 dzi\u015b wieczorem co\u015b, czego b\u0119dziesz jutro rano \u017ca\u0142owa\u0107, to za\u015bpij.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie ma niczego lepszego od przyjaciela, no chyba \u017ce przyjaciel z czekolad\u0105.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tylko prawdziwi przyjaciele powiedz\u0105 ci kiedy si\u0119 upa\u0107ka\u0142e\u015b na twarzy. Sycylijskie powiedzenie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>When you\u2019re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, \u2018Damn, that was fun\u2019. Groucho Marx<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gdy jeste\u015b w wi\u0119zieniu, dobry kolega b\u0119dzie pr\u00f3bowa\u0142 ci\u0119 wykupi\u0107. Najlepszy przyjaciel b\u0119dzie siedzia\u0142 w celi obok m\u00f3wi\u0105c \u201eKurcze, ale by\u0142o fajnie\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-9730 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/cytaty-o-przyjazni-po-angielsku-1.jpg\" alt=\"cytaty o przyjazni\" class=\"wp-image-9730\"\/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/es?p=9523\">43 najpi\u0119kniejsze cytaty o przyja\u017ani po angielsku.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"smieszne-cytaty-o-szkole-po-angielsku\">5. \u015amieszne cytaty o szkole po angielsku<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I spent 113 880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sp\u0119dzi\u0142em 113 880 godzin swojego \u017cycia dla papierka i u\u015bcisku d\u0142oni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Albert Einstein<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edukacja to to co zostaje po tym jak cz\u0142owiek zapomni czego nauczy\u0142 si\u0119 w szkole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Casey Stengel<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No dobra wszyscy ustawcie si\u0119 alfabetycznie od najni\u017cszego do najwy\u017cszego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>In school, you\u2019re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you\u2019re given a test that teaches you a lesson. Tom Bodett<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">W szkole uczysz si\u0119 na lekcji a nast\u0119pnie dostajesz test. W \u017cyciu dostajesz test, kt\u00f3ry jest dla ciebie nauczk\u0105.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. Epictetus<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Niemo\u017cliwe by cz\u0142owiek nauczy\u0142 si\u0119 czego\u015b co my\u015bli, \u017ce ju\u017c wie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. Will Durant<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edukacja to ci\u0105g\u0142e odkrywanie swojej w\u0142asnej niewiedzy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>School is learning things you don\u2019t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn\u2019t know, while working toward a future you don\u2019t know will ever come. Dave Kellett<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Szko\u0142a to uczenie si\u0119 rzecz, kt\u00f3rych nie chcesz wiedzie\u0107, w otoczeniu ludzi, kt\u00f3rych nie chcesz zna\u0107, pracuj\u0105c na przysz\u0142o\u015b\u0107, kt\u00f3ra nie wiadomo czy nadejdzie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can\u2019t be learned at school. Haruki Murakami<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Najwa\u017cniejsza rzecz, kt\u00f3rej uczymy si\u0119 w szkole to fakt, \u017ce najwa\u017cniejszych rzeczy nie da si\u0119 nauczy\u0107 w szkole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-7059 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"455\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/dowcipy-o-jasiu-po-angielsku-szkola.jpg\" alt=\"kawa\u0142y, dowcipy, \u017carty o Jasiu po angielsku\" class=\"wp-image-7059\"\/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/es?p=7058\">Kawa\u0142y o Jasiu w szkole [Uwaga: Suchary]<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"smieszne-cytaty-o-pracy-i-karierze-po-angielsku\">6. \u015amieszne cytaty o pracy i karierze po angielsku<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moje plany na karier\u0119 by\u0142y du\u017co ciekawsze gdy mia\u0142em pi\u0119\u0107 lat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. Thibaut<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Szef na wakacjach to najlepiej wydane pieni\u0105dze. Wszyscy w biurze maj\u0105 wakacje w cenie jednego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry Kissinger<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Za tydzie\u0144 nie mo\u017ce by\u0107 (nie b\u0119dzie) kryzysu. M\u00f3j harmonogram jest ju\u017c pe\u0142ny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wi\u0119kszo\u015b\u0107 ludzi pracuje tylko na tyle ci\u0119\u017cko, \u017ceby nie zosta\u0107 zwolnionym i dostaje za to tylko tyle pieni\u0119dzy, \u017ceby tej pracy nie rzuci\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Szata zdobi cz\u0142owieka. Nadzy ludzie maj\u0105 niewielki b\u0105d\u017a \u017caden wp\u0142yw na spo\u0142ecze\u0144stwo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lenistwo to nic innego jak nawyk odpoczywania zanim si\u0119 (nie) zm\u0119czysz. <a href=\"\/es?p=9526\">(Zwr\u00f3\u0107 uwag\u0119 na podw\u00f3jne zaprzeczenie.)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. Scott Adams (Dilbert)<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Najbardziej nieskuteczni pracownicy s\u0105 systematycznie przenoszeni do miejsca, w kt\u00f3rym mog\u0105 wyrz\u0105dzi\u0107 najmniej szk\u00f3d: do zarz\u0105du.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Najlepszym sposobem by doceni\u0107 swoj\u0105 prac\u0119 jest wyobrazi\u0107 sobie siebie bez niej.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people\u2019s drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Polish Proverb<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Za ka\u017cdym razem gdy czujesz si\u0119 wci\u0105gany w dramaty innych, powt\u00f3rz te s\u0142owa: Nie m\u00f3j cyrk, nie moje ma\u0142y. Polskie powiedzonko.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. Henry Ford<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gdybym pyta\u0142 ludzi czego chc\u0105, to by powiedzieli, \u017ce chc\u0105 szybszych koni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. Stanley Randall<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cz\u0142owiek najbardziej zbli\u017ca si\u0119 do doskoa\u0142o\u015bci gdy wype\u0142nia podanie o prace<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I\u2019m sorry. I don\u2019t take orders. I barely take suggestions.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Przepraszam, nie przyjmuj\u0119 rozkaz\u00f3w. Ledwo znosz\u0119 sugestie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/negative-questions-pytania-przeczenie-angielski-1.jpg\" alt=\"negative questions, angielski, pytania\" class=\"wp-image-14785\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/negative-questions-pytania-przeczenie-angielski-1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/negative-questions-pytania-przeczenie-angielski-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>&#8220;Dlaczego nie pracujesz? Nie zauwa\u017cy\u0142em, \u017ce Pan idzie.&#8221; <\/em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <em> <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/negative-questions-nauka-angielskiego\/\">Pozytywnie o &#8220;negative questions&#8221;!<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku-o-zyciu-rodzinnym\">7. \u015amieszne cytaty po angielsku o \u017cyciu rodzinnym<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Szcz\u0119\u015b\u0107ie to posiadanie du\u017cej, kochaj\u0105cej, troskliwej, blisko zwi\u0105zanej rodziny w innym mie\u015bcie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u015bli nie mo\u017cesz pozby\u0107 si\u0119 rodzinnego ko\u015bciotrupa (ukrywanego problemu), mo\u017cesz te\u017c kaza\u0107 mu zata\u0144czy\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Don\u2019t yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper, it\u2019s much scarier.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie wrzeszcz na swoje dzieci! Pochyl si\u0119 naprawd\u0119 blisko i szepnij, to du\u017co bardziej przera\u017caj\u0105ce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The quickest way for a parent to get a child\u2019s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Lane Olinghouse<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Najszybsz\u0105 drog\u0105 by rodzic zdoby\u0142 uwag\u0119 dziecka to usi\u0105\u015b\u0107 i wgl\u0105da\u0107, jakby by\u0142o mu wygodnie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You\u2019ll realize this as soon as they are born and start using sleep deprivation to torture you. Ray Romano<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ka\u017cdy powinien mie\u0107 dzieci. S\u0105 najwi\u0119ksz\u0105 rado\u015bci\u0105 na \u015bwiecie. Ale s\u0105 r\u00f3wnie\u017c terrorystami. Zrozumiesz to gdy tylko si\u0119 urodz\u0105 i zaczn\u0105 ci\u0119 torturowa\u0107 poprzez deprywacj\u0119 snu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I don\u2019t know what\u2019s more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you\u2019re doing. Jim Gaffigan<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie wiem co jest bardziej wyka\u0144czaj\u0105ce w wychowywaniu dzieci: wstawanie rano czy zachowywanie si\u0119, jakby si\u0119 wiedzia\u0142o co si\u0119 robi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn\u2019t finish. Carrie Underwood<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">W\u0142a\u015bnie sobie u\u015bwiadomi\u0142am, \u017ce wi\u0119kszo\u015b\u0107 mojej diety to jedzenie, kt\u00f3rego nie dojad\u0142o moje dziecko.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>When your children are teenagers, it\u2019s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. Nora Ephron<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gdy twoje dzieci s\u0105 <a href=\"\/es?p=395\">nastolatkami<\/a> wa\u017cne jest mie\u0107 w domu <a href=\"\/es?p=6364\">psa<\/a>, by kto\u015b cieszy\u0142 si\u0119 na tw\u00f3j widok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family. Chelsea Handler<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oczywi\u015bcie gdybym powa\u017cnie my\u015bla\u0142 ao d\u0142ugotrwa\u0142ym zwi\u0105zku z kim\u015b, moja rodzina by\u0142aby ostatnimi lud\u017ami, kt\u00f3rym bym go przedstawi\u0142a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>My nickname is \u2018Mom\u2019, but my full name is \u2018Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom\u2019.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moje przezwisko to \u201e<a href=\"\/es?p=9292\">mama<\/a>\u201d, ale moje pe\u0142ne imi\u0119 to \u201emamo mamo mamo mamo mamo mamo mamo\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Toddler: Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a loveable creature.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Parolatek: emocjonalnie niestabilny, ma\u0142y dyktator o zadziwiaj\u0105cej umiej\u0119tno\u015bci wiedzenia jak daleko pchn\u0105\u0107 ci\u0119 w stron\u0119 pe\u0142nego szale\u0144stwa zanim nie zmieni si\u0119 z powrotem w kochane stworzenie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I\u2019m a mom.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nigdy nie wiem co powiedzie\u0107, gdy ludzie pytaj\u0105 mnie jakie mam hobby. No wiesz, jestem matk\u0105.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/memy-o-rodzicielstwie-rodzicach-dzieciach-po-angielsku-11years.jpg\" alt=\"memy o rodzicielstwie dzieciach i rodzicach po angielsku\" class=\"wp-image-15926\" width=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/memy-o-rodzicielstwie-rodzicach-dzieciach-po-angielsku-11years.jpg 487w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/memy-o-rodzicielstwie-rodzicach-dzieciach-po-angielsku-11years-300x296.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><figcaption><em>&#8220;Cze\u015b\u0107 Janice, taa, czy mog\u0119 oddzwoni\u0107 do Ciebie za 11 lat?&#8221; <\/em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c:<em> <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/smieszne-memy-o-rodzicielstwie-dzieciach-i-rodzicach-po-angielsku\/\">Memy o rodzicielstwie dzieciach i rodzicach po angielsku.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku-o-malzenstwie\">8. \u015amieszne cytaty do nauki j. angielskiego o ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwie<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he\u2019s finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zakochany m\u0119\u017cczyzna jest niepe\u0142ny dop\u00f3ki si\u0119 nie o\u017ceni. Dopiero wtedy jest sko\u0144czony.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moja \u017cona i ja byli\u015bmy szcz\u0119\u015bliwi przez dwadzie\u015bcia lat. Potem si\u0119 poznali\u015bmy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Rodney Dangerfield<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ja to mam dziecko! Opowiedzia\u0142em mu o ptaszkach i <a href=\"\/es?p=354\">pszcz\u00f3\u0142kach<\/a>, a on opowiedzia\u0142 mi i rze\u017aniku i mojej \u017conie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I haven\u2019t spoken to my wife in years. I didn\u2019t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie rozmawia\u0142em z \u017con\u0105 od lat. Nie chcia\u0142em jej przerywa\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don\u2019t have any top for it. Jerry Seinfeld<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dwulatek jest jak blender, do kt\u00f3rego nie masz przykrywki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Marriage\u2026it\u2019s not a word, it\u2019s a sentence. Rodney Dangerfield<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwo&#8230; to nie s\u0142owo, to zdanie (<a href=\"\/es?p=201\">drugie znaczenie<\/a> s\u0142owa &#8220;<em>sentence&#8221;<\/em> to&#8230; wyrok)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kobiety wychodz\u0105 za m\u0105\u017c z nadziej\u0105, \u017ce m\u0119\u017cczy\u017ani si\u0119 zmieni\u0105. M\u0119\u017cczy\u017ani \u017ceni\u0105 si\u0119 z nadziej\u0105, \u017ce kobiety si\u0119 nie zmieni\u0105. Tak wi\u0119c jedni i drudzy nie unikn\u0105 rozczarowania.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. Woodrow Wyatt<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u0119\u017cczyzna zakochuje si\u0119 oczami, kobieta uszami.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>My brother is gay and my parents don\u2019t care, as long as he marries a doctor. Elayne Boosler<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00f3j brat jest gejem i rodzice si\u0119 tym nie przejmuj\u0105 pod warunkiem, \u017ce wyjdzie za lekarza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wyjd\u017a za m\u0119\u017cczyzn\u0119 w swoim wieku: gdy przyblaknie twoja uroda, jego wzrok r\u00f3wnie\u017c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwo to zwyci\u0119stwo wyobra\u017ani nad inteligencj\u0105. Drugie ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwo to zwyci\u0119stwo nadziei nad do\u015bwiadczeniem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-540 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"298\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/seks-pomaga-w-nauce-jezyka-angielskiego.jpg\" alt=\"seks pomaga w nauce j\u0119zyka angielskiego\" class=\"wp-image-540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/seks-pomaga-w-nauce-jezyka-angielskiego.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/seks-pomaga-w-nauce-jezyka-angielskiego-300x140.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>Patrz r\u00f3wnie\u017c: <a href=\"\/es?p=537\">Jak wed\u0142ug nauki seks mo\u017ce Ci pom\u00f3c z angielskim?<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"rozne-pozosta\u0142e-fajne-smieszne-angielskie-cytaty\">9. Pozosta\u0142e fajne i \u015bmieszne cytaty do nauki angielskiego<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Procrastinate now, don\u2019t put it off. Ellen DeGeneres<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Odwlecz to teraz, nie odk\u0142adaj tego na p\u00f3\u017aniej.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>People always ask me, \u2018Were you funny as a child?\u2019 Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ludzie zawsze pytaj\u0105 mnie \u201dCzy by\u0142a\u015b zabawnym dzieckiem?\u201d No nie, by\u0142am ksi\u0119gowym.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"\/?p=12837\">Prognoza pogody<\/a> na dzi\u015b noc: ciemno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Czy zauwa\u017cy\u0142e\u015b, \u017ce ka\u017cdy kto jedzie wolniej ni\u017c ty jest idiot\u0105, a ka\u017cdy kto jedzie szybciej jest szale\u0144cem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. George Carlin<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ci kt\u00f3rzy ta\u0144cz\u0105 uchodz\u0105 za szale\u0144c\u00f3w dla tych, kt\u00f3rzy nie s\u0142ysz\u0105 muzyki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Uwa\u017cam, \u017ce telewizja bardzo edukuje. Za ka\u017cdym razem gdy kto\u015b w\u0142\u0105cza telewizor id\u0119 do innego pokoju i czytam ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>If you\u2019re not having fun, you\u2019re doing something wrong. Groucho Marx<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u015bli dobrze si\u0119 nie bawisz, to robisz co\u015b nie tak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. Groucho Marx<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"\/?p=500\">Ucz si\u0119 z b\u0142\u0119d\u00f3w innych<\/a>. Nie da si\u0119 wystarczaj\u0105co d\u0142ugo \u017cy\u0107, by pope\u0142ni\u0107 je wszystkie samemu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>It\u2019s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To niesamowite, \u017ce ilo\u015b\u0107 wiadomo\u015bci wydarzaj\u0105cych si\u0119 na \u015bwiecie zawsze dok\u0142adnie pasuje do (wielko\u015bci) gazety.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you\u2019ll wind up naked. Jerry Seinfeld<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Czym\u017ce jest <a href=\"\/es?p=6640\">randka<\/a> je\u015bli nie ca\u0142onocn\u0105 <a href=\"\/?p=8805\">rozmow\u0105 o prac\u0119<\/a>? Jedyna r\u00f3\u017cnica w tym, \u017ce w niewiele <a href=\"\/?p=8805\">rozm\u00f3w kwalifikacyjnych <\/a>mo\u017cesz sko\u0144czy\u0107 na golasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I\u2019d have an excuse. Jimmy Fallon<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Czasami chcia\u0142bym mie\u0107 trudne dzieci\u0144stwo, wtedy przynajmniej mia\u0142bym jak\u0105\u015b wym\u00f3wk\u0119.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.&nbsp;Jimmy Fallon<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Szczerze m\u00f3wi\u0105c, ja tylko chc\u0119 by ludzie byli przytomni. A przynajmniej da\u0107 ci kawa\u0142, z kt\u00f3rym mo\u017cesz p\u00f3j\u015b\u0107 do \u0142\u00f3\u017cka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/kot-mowic-speakingo.jpg\" alt=\"kurs jezyka angielskiego online speakingo i kot\" class=\"wp-image-14752\" width=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/kot-mowic-speakingo.jpg 303w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/kot-mowic-speakingo-189x300.jpg 189w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 303px) 100vw, 303px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"jak-nauczyc-sie-jezyka-angielskiego-zeby-rozumiec-wszystkie-madre-ciekawe-smieszne-cytaty-w-oryginale\">10. Jak nauczy\u0107 si\u0119 j\u0119zyka angielskiego, \u017ceby rozumie\u0107 wszystkie m\u0105dre, ciekawe lub \u015bmieszne cytaty w oryginale?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okazuje si\u0119, \u017ce skuteczna nauka j\u0119zyka angielskiego nie polega wcale na \u015bl\u0119czeniu nad gramatyk\u0105 czy zakuwaniu s\u0142\u00f3wek. Aby naprawd\u0119 m\u00f3wi\u0107 po angielsku &#8211; i rozumie\u0107 co ludzie m\u00f3wi\u0105 do nas &#8211; najlepiej uczy\u0107 si\u0119 ca\u0142ych fraz i zda\u0144. Oczywi\u015bcie zawsze fajnie sobie doczyta\u0107 o gramatyce czy zapisa\u0107 s\u0142\u00f3wko na lod\u00f3wce &#8211; <a href=\"\/?p=8668\">ale je\u015bli chcesz m\u00f3wi\u0107 po angielsku&#8230; musisz zacz\u0105\u0107 m\u00f3wi\u0107 po angielsku!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zgodnie z t\u0105 filozofi\u0105 zbudowany jest <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/kurs-jezyka-angielskiego-online\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">kurs j\u0119zyka angielskiego online Speakingo.<\/a> Co ciekawe, rozmawiasz na nim ca\u0142ymi, poprawnymi zdaniami po angielsku ze swoim&#8230; komputerem lub telefonem, kt\u00f3ry rozumie Ci\u0119, chwali, a w razie potrzeby poprawia. W ten spos\u00f3b <a href=\"\/es?p=8882\">znika blokada j\u0119zykowa<\/a>, a Ty szybko i przyjemnie, jak dziecko ucz\u0105ce si\u0119 m\u00f3wi\u0107, uczysz si\u0119 ca\u0142ej, starannie zawartej w dydaktyce kursu gramatyki i s\u0142ownictwa. Bez stresu, bez dojazd\u00f3w, kiedy chcesz i jak d\u0142ugo chcesz!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zreszt\u0105 najlepiej zarejestruj si\u0119 dwoma klikni\u0119ciami poni\u017cej, \u017ceby za darmo i bez \u017cadnych zobowi\u0105za\u0144 wypr\u00f3bowa\u0107 t\u0119 fenomenaln\u0105 metod\u0119 nauki j\u0119zyka angielskiego online!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-text-align-center is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Zapisz si\u0119 na kurs j\u0119zyka angielskiego online Speakingo!<\/p><button type=\"button\" id=\"openLoginModal\"  class=\"btn signup-btn \" href=\"javascript:void(0)\" data-redirect_to=\"\" onclick=\"doAuth(this);\">Start learning<\/button><p>Chcesz rozumie\u0107 Anglik\u00f3w? Zacznij m\u00f3wi\u0107 jak oni!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>A jakie s\u0105 Wasze ulubione \u015bmieszne cytaty do nauki j\u0119zyka angielskiego? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Podzielcie si\u0119 w komentarzach!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Najlepiej uczy\u0107 si\u0119 ca\u0142ych zda\u0144 i najlepiej by nauka angielskiego by\u0142a na weso\u0142o, a nawet by odrobin\u0119 prowokowa\u0142a, przez co lepiej nowy materia\u0142 zapadnie Ci w pami\u0119\u0107. 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