{"id":33455,"date":"2022-01-01T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-01T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/?p=33455"},"modified":"2023-05-23T17:50:36","modified_gmt":"2023-05-23T15:50:36","slug":"12-funny-vtipy-in-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/12-funny-vtipy-in-english\/","title":{"rendered":"12 vtip\u016f v angli\u010dtin\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>U\u010den\u00ed angli\u010dtiny nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt nudn\u00e9! Nau\u010dte se slova ze z\u00e1bavn\u00fdch vtip\u016f v angli\u010dtin\u011b s \u010desk\u00fdm p\u0159ekladem a gramatick\u00fdm koment\u00e1\u0159em!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b nejsou vtip!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u017edy je nejt\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed pochopit vtipy v ciz\u00edm jazyce. Tak to je. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Proto n\u00ed\u017ee cituji dal\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st <em>&#8222;suchar\u016f&#8220; (dad&#8217;s jokes), <\/em>kter\u00e9 by m\u011bly b\u00fdt srozumiteln\u00e9 v\u0161em a kter\u00e9 m\u016f\u017eete bezpe\u010dn\u011b \u0159\u00edct ve v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b situac\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: Zoo<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Promi\u0148te, zn\u00e1te cestu do zoo?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;No, I&#8217;m sorry I don&#8217;t.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Je mi l\u00edto, ale nezn\u00e1m.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;Well, it&#8217;s two blocks this way, then one block to the left.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(No, jsou to dva bloky tudy, a za dal\u0161\u00edm blokem vlevo.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone size-full is-resized wp-image-31625\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/angielski-tarzan.jpg\" alt=\"Anglick\u00fd tarzan\" class=\"wp-image-31625\" width=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/angielski-tarzan.jpg 800w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/angielski-tarzan-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/angielski-tarzan-768x591.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption><em>P\u0159e\u010dt\u011bte si tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/anglictina-tarzan\/\">Styd\u00edte se jako Tarzan, kdy\u017e pot\u0159ebujete n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct v angli\u010dtin\u011b?<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: \u010dasov\u00e1n\u00ed sloves<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb &#8222;to walk&#8220; in simple present.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(U\u010ditel ke studentovi: Vy\u010dasuj <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/100-nejuzivanejsich-sloves-v-anglictine\/\">sloveso<\/a> &#8222;chodit&#8220; v p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9m \u010dase <em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=59544\">simple present.)<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The student: I walk. You walk &#8230;.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Student: Chod\u00edm. Chod\u00ed\u0161&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(U\u010ditel ho p\u0159eru\u0161\u00ed: Rychleji, pros\u00edm.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The student: I run. You run \u2026<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Student: B\u011b\u017e\u00edm. B\u011b\u017e\u00ed\u0161&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-39589 size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/present-simple-continuous-terazniejszy.jpg\" alt=\"present simple present continuous angielski czas terazniejszy\" class=\"wp-image-39589\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/present-simple-continuous-terazniejszy.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/present-simple-continuous-terazniejszy-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>\u010ct\u011bte tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=60040\">Anglick\u00e9 \u010dasy p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 present simple, present continuous a jejich srovn\u00e1n\u00ed<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: Mohu?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Johnny: Pane u\u010diteli, um\u00edm \/ m\u016f\u017eu j\u00edt na z\u00e1chod?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(U\u010ditel: Johnny, MOHL BYCH j\u00edt na z\u00e1chod?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Little Johnny: But I asked first!<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Johnny: Ale j\u00e1 se zeptal prvn\u00ed!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Existuje nepatrn\u00fd rozd\u00edl mezi &#8222;<em>can<\/em>&#8220; a &#8222;<em>may<\/em>&#8222;. <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=60046\"><em>&#8222;Can&#8220;<\/em> je sp\u00ed\u0161e um\u00edm \/ jsem schopn\u00fd.<\/a> Tak\u00e9 znamen\u00e1 mohu, ale je hez\u010d\u00ed pou\u017e\u00edvat slovo &#8222;<em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/may-might-anglictina-modalni\/\">may<\/a><\/em>&#8222;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: Idiot<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Son: Dad, who&#8217;s an idiot?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Syn: Tati, kdo je idiot?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can&#8217;t understand him. Do you understand me?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(T\u00e1ta: Idiot je \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd se sna\u017e\u00ed vysv\u011btlit pojmy tak podivn\u00fdm a dlouh\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem, \u017ee druh\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd ho poslouch\u00e1, mu nen\u00ed schopen porozum\u011bt. Rozum\u00ed\u0161?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Son: No.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Syn: Ne.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-31070 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dlaczego-nauka-angielskiego-jest-taka-trudna.jpg\" alt=\"pro\u010d je u\u010den\u00ed angli\u010dtiny tak obt\u00ed\u017en\u00e9\" class=\"wp-image-31070\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dlaczego-nauka-angielskiego-jest-taka-trudna.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dlaczego-nauka-angielskiego-jest-taka-trudna-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>\u010ct\u011bte tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/proc-learning-english-is-tak-difficult\/\">Pro\u010d je u\u010den\u00ed angli\u010dtiny tak obt\u00ed\u017en\u00e9?<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: $$ Sto dolar\u016f $$<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: Why are you late?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(U\u010ditel: Pro\u010d jsi p\u0159i\u0161el pozd\u011b?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Johnny: N\u011bjak\u00fd mu\u017e ztratil stodolarovou bankovku.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Teacher: That&#8217;s nice. Were you helping him look for it?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(U\u010ditel: To je hezk\u00e9. Pomohl jsi mu ji naj\u00edt?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Johnny: No. I was standing on it.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Johnny: Ne. St\u00e1l jsem na n\u00ed.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/z-jezykiem-angielskim-zarobisz-do-8000-zl-wiecej-na-miesiac-zarobki-pieniadze.jpg\" alt=\"S angli\u010dtinou vyd\u011bl\u00e1te a\u017e o 50 000 K\u010d v\u00edce za m\u011bs\u00edc!, v\u00fdd\u011blky, pr\u00e1ce\" class=\"wp-image-54010\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/z-jezykiem-angielskim-zarobisz-do-8000-zl-wiecej-na-miesiac-zarobki-pieniadze.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/z-jezykiem-angielskim-zarobisz-do-8000-zl-wiecej-na-miesiac-zarobki-pieniadze-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>Viz tak\u00e9:<a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/z-jezykiem-angielskim-zarobisz-wiecej-na-miesiac\/\"> S angli\u010dtinou vyd\u011bl\u00e1te a\u017e o 50 000 K\u010d m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b v\u00edce!<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: Nemovitosti<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The real estate agent says, &#8222;I have a good, cheap apartment for you.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Prodejce nemovitost\u00ed \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: M\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s dobr\u00fd, levn\u00fd byt.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The man replies, &#8222;By the week or by the month?&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Mu\u017e odpov\u00edd\u00e1: (Placen\u00fd) <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/dni-tygodnia-po-angielsku-3\/\">t\u00fddn\u011b<\/a> nebo <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/mesice-v-anglictine-zapamatujte-jmena\/\">m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b?)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The agent answers, &#8222;By the garbage dump.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Prodejce nemovitost\u00ed odpov\u00edd\u00e1: U skl\u00e1dky.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=59991\">Anglick\u00e1 p\u0159edlo\u017eka<\/a> &#8222;<em>by<\/em>&#8220; m\u00e1 mnoho v\u00fdznam\u016f &#8211; a stoj\u00ed za to si p\u0159ipomenout, \u017ee nejsou v\u017edy stejn\u00e9 jako v \u010de\u0161tin\u011b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Platit m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b je <em>pay by the month,<\/em> t\u00fddn\u011b <em>pay by the week.<\/em> V tom vtipu jde o to, \u017ee &#8222;u skl\u00e1dky&#8220; je <em><strong>by <\/strong>the garbage dump.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-33466 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/frejzale-phrasal-verbs-nieprzyzwoite.jpg\" alt=\"frejzale angli\u010dtina\" class=\"wp-image-33466\"\/><figcaption><em>\u010ct\u011bte tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/obscenni-frejzale-anglicky\/\">9 obsc\u00e9nn\u00edch fr\u00e1zov\u00fdch sloves v angli\u010dtin\u011b.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: Koupele<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;Why do you take baths in milk?&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Pro\u010d se koupe\u0161 v ml\u00e9ce?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;I can&#8217;t find a cow tall enough for a shower.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Nemohu naj\u00edt dostate\u010dn\u011b vysokou kr\u00e1vu na sprchu.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-48357 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/smieszne-zarty-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b\" class=\"wp-image-48357\"\/><figcaption><em>P\u0159e\u010dt\u011bte si tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/smieszne-zarty-po-angielsku\/\">10 vtip\u016f v angli\u010dtin\u011b<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: P\u00e1sek<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;You look very funny wearing that belt.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(S t\u00edmhle p\u00e1skem vypad\u00e1\u0161 sm\u011b\u0161n\u011b.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;I would look even funnier if I didn&#8217;t wear it.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Bez n\u011bj bych vypadal je\u0161t\u011b sm\u011b\u0161n\u011bji.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u0161imn\u011bte si p\u011bkn\u00e9ho pou\u017eit\u00ed <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=32482\">druh\u00e9ho kondicion\u00e1lu<\/a> v odpov\u011bdi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-44840 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"483\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tryby-warunkowe-conditionals.jpg\" alt=\"angielskie tryby warunkowe conditionals\" class=\"wp-image-44840\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tryby-warunkowe-conditionals.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tryby-warunkowe-conditionals-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>P\u0159e\u010dt\u011bte si tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/anglicke-podminovaci-zpusoby-kondicionaly-conditionals\/\">Anglick\u00e9 kondicion\u00e1ly, conditionals<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: <em>Narodil se v USA<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;I was born in California.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Narodil jsem se v Kalifornii.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;Which part?&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Kter\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>&#8222;All of me.&#8220;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Cel\u00e9 j\u00e1.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: Pomocn\u00e1 ruka<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Father: What did you do today to help your mother?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Otec: Co jsi dnes ud\u011blal, abys pomohl sv\u00e9 <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wierszyki-prezent-na-dzien-matki\/\">matce?)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Son: I dried the dishes.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Syn: Ut\u0159el jsem n\u00e1dob\u00ed.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Dcera: A j\u00e1 jsem pomohla posb\u00edrat jejich st\u0159epy.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-31582 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/najpopularniejszych-bledow-w-nauce-angielskiego-speakingo.jpg\" alt=\"nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed chyby p\u0159i u\u010den\u00ed angli\u010dtiny\" class=\"wp-image-31582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/najpopularniejszych-bledow-w-nauce-angielskiego-speakingo.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/najpopularniejszych-bledow-w-nauce-angielskiego-speakingo-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption><em>\u010ct\u011bte tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/top-5-errors-in-learning-english\/\"> 5 nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00edch chyb p\u0159i u\u010den\u00ed angli\u010dtiny<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: B\u011b\u017eci<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A: Why are all those people running?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Pro\u010d v\u0161ichni tito lid\u00e9 ut\u00edkaj\u00ed?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>B: They are running a race to get a cup.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(B\u011b\u017e\u00ed v z\u00e1vod\u011b o poh\u00e1r.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A: Who will get the cup?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Kdo vyhraje poh\u00e1r?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>B: The person who wins.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Osoba, kter\u00e1 vyhraje.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>A: Then why are all the others running?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Tak pro\u010d v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed ut\u00edkaj\u00ed?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/anti-humour-anty-jokes-po-angielsku-chicken.jpg\" alt=\"16 anti-vtip\u016f anglick\u00e9ho anti-humoru.\" class=\"wp-image-53500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/anti-humour-anty-jokes-po-angielsku-chicken.jpg 640w, https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/anti-humour-anty-jokes-po-angielsku-chicken-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption>&#8222;Pro\u010d to ku\u0159e \u0161lo p\u0159es ulici? Proto\u017ee se cht\u011bl dostat na druhou stranu!&#8220; Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/anty-humor-anti-jokes-po-angielsku\/\">16 anti-vtip\u016f anglick\u00e9ho anti-humoru.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: Up\u00edr<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Patient: Doctor, I think that I&#8217;ve been bitten by a vampire.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Pacient: Doktore, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jsem byl pokous\u00e1n up\u00edrem.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Doctor: Drink this glass of water.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Doktor: Vypijte tuto sklenici vody.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Patient: Will it make me better?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Pacient: Pom\u016f\u017ee mi to?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Doctor: No, I but I&#8217;ll be able to see if your neck leaks.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Doktor: Ne, ale uvid\u00edm, jestli v\u00e1m te\u010de z krku.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-39538 size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/strona-bierna-zombies.jpg\" alt=\"trpn\u00fd rod\" class=\"wp-image-39538\"\/><figcaption><em>\u010ct\u011bte tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/pasivne-anglicka-strana\/\">Jak v\u00e1m zombie mohou pomoci nau\u010dit se anglicko\u00fd trpn\u00fd rod?<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&nbsp;<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b: Zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00fd vlak<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Said to a railroad engineer:<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(\u0158ekl \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00edmu in\u017een\u00fdrovi:)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>What&#8217;s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(K \u010demu je <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/angielski-pociag-po-angielsku\/\">j\u00edzdn\u00ed \u0159\u00e1d vlaku,<\/a> pokud jsou vlaky v\u017edy zpo\u017ed\u011bny.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>The reply from the railroad engineer:<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(Odpov\u011b\u010f \u017eelezni\u010d\u00e1\u0159e:)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>How would we know they were late, if we didn&#8217;t have a schedule?<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>(A jak jinak bychom v\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee se zpozd\u00ed, kdybychom nem\u011bli j\u00edzdn\u00ed \u0159\u00e1d?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone is-resized wp-image-46590\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/pociag-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"vlak, kwaw\u0142y, vtipy, vtipy, v angli\u010dtin\u011b\" class=\"wp-image-46590\" width=\"640\"\/><figcaption><em>P\u0159e\u010dt\u011bte si tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/angielski-pociag-po-angielsku\/\">Anglick\u00fd vlak \u2013 slova a turistick\u00e9 tipy<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Rozum\u00edte t\u011bmto vtip\u016fm v angli\u010dtin\u011b?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Poda\u0159ilo se v\u00e1m pochopit v\u0161echny tyto vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b, ani\u017e byste je p\u0159ekl\u00e1dali do \u010de\u0161tiny? M\u00e1te sebed\u016fv\u011bru <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/jak-se-naucit-mluvit-anglicky-sami-doma\/\">v mluven\u00ed anglicky?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pokud chcete zlep\u0161it svou angli\u010dtinu, zejm\u00e9na sv\u00e9 \u0159e\u010dnick\u00e9 dovednosti, zvu v\u00e1s na <a href=\"\/?page_id=9359\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">online kurz angli\u010dtiny Speakingo!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U\u010den\u00ed zde nen\u00ed o nudn\u00fdch seznamech slovn\u00ed z\u00e1soby nebo nepochopiteln\u00e9 gramatice, ale o mluven\u00ed pln\u00fdmi, spr\u00e1vn\u00fdmi v\u011btami v angli\u010dtin\u011b. Zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 je, \u017ee mluv\u00edte s telefonem nebo po\u010d\u00edta\u010dem, kter\u00fd v\u00e1m rozum\u00ed, chv\u00e1l\u00ed v\u00e1s a v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b pot\u0159eby v\u00e1s opravuje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A v ka\u017ed\u00e9 lekci kurzu je tak\u00e9 vtip v angli\u010dtin\u011b!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00edky u\u010den\u00ed angli\u010dtiny mluven\u00edm budete brzy h\u00e1zet vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b jako profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed komik!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Zaregistruj se na online kurz angli\u010dtiny Speakingo!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><button type=\"button\" id=\"openLoginModal\"  class=\"btn signup-btn \" href=\"javascript:void(0)\" data-redirect_to=\"\" onclick=\"doAuth(this);\">Start learning<\/button><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Vyzkou\u0161ejte si Speakingo na t\u00fdden zdarma a bez z\u00e1vazk\u016f!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">Vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b, jsem si p\u016fj\u010dil ze vzd\u011bl\u00e1vac\u00ed strany<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/iteslj.org\/c\/jokes-short.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jokes in English for the ESL\/EFL Classroom<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>A jak\u00e9 jsou va\u0161e obl\u00edben\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Pod\u011blte se o n\u011b v koment\u00e1\u0159\u00edch!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u010den\u00ed angli\u010dtiny nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt nudn\u00e9! 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